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Postby anthrobabe on Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:51 pm

Dear DaveL


What's playbilge?
What is the continous salty tale?
Do you have Johnny Depps phone number?

:roll:

Sorry to interrupt your "serious discussion" Black Bart
please continue--(it's the naughty inner wench - she just can't help it)

are there any photos of the excavations yet? I've googled but nothing yet I can see.
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Postby DaveL on Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:39 am

YArrrr...

Saucy Gert, Oi 'aves no idea whatsoever. Best ask Aunty Blackbeard, she be the one answerin' all the questions.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:07 am

But Aunty Blackbeard scares me....
and nothing scares me

Bart it sort of sounds like the sailor bones have much in common with the bones of H. neandertalensis--- just absolutely beat to pieces during life. Speaks to a very hard-physical existence. So many of the examples we have show healed/healing fractures of the long bones (a femur is very hard to break), extreme jaw and dentition wear- and so forth.
So H. neandertal- the original pirates. :wink:
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Postby black bart on Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:35 pm

anthrobabe wrote:But Aunty Blackbeard scares me....
and nothing scares me

Bart it sort of sounds like the sailor bones have much in common with the bones of H. neandertalensis--- just absolutely beat to pieces during life. Speaks to a very hard-physical existence. So many of the examples we have show healed/healing fractures of the long bones (a femur is very hard to break), extreme jaw and dentition wear- and so forth.
So H. neandertal- the original pirates. :wink:


I feel you can teach the BBC History Magazine much...it took them a whole article to say what you've pointed out in a paragraph...but of course this article was concernin the poor underpaid Navy Jack tarr...not us Treasure drenched pirates.
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Postby walktheplank on Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:03 am

yarr There was I thinking I as lost one of me crew and there e was the great hairy thing strutting round the Stade de France on Saturday. Some blaggard must av nicked is Rum, e was crying loike a baby at the end.
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Hair raising

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:44 am

Arrrr...he had lovely hair though...weren't one o yer wigs was it? :wink:
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:52 pm

ARR-oha..lovely hair & walktheplank's wigs mentioned in the same post..eeuuww!! (more rum, ale wench, before da croo and i get da collywobbles.)
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Postby black bart on Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:09 am

(The 'Rugby World Cup' differs from The 'World Series' in that it actually has teams from other countries in it!):

Planky was referrin to this prize specimen of a Froggy rugger player...how could France lose with a Pirate in their team! His name is Sebastien Chabal which roughly translated means 'Le Neanderthal!'

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Postby anthrobabe on Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:16 am

Personally me thinks he's a fine looking rugger!
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Recruits

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:28 am

Arrrrgh...I think we frightened off the new recruits!

Call out the Press Gang!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES STA-ARRRRGH-T HERE

Postby DaveL on Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:10 pm

DaveL wrote:
Aunty has asked that the usual culprits refrain from posting in this part of the forum. Once our new friends are up to speed, they can 'have at you' in the larger pirate forum.

So start here and if you have any questions or suggestions, then ask Aunty Blackbeard here.


YArrrrrr...

Oi think that means sod off ye blaggards...includin me :D
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Postby walktheplank on Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:00 pm

OK which one of yer blaggards is responsible for this.

http://news.aol.co.uk/pirates-take-carg ... 4809990005
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Pirates

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:46 pm

Aaaaargh...Pirates...they be worse than plumbers!
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Postby anthrobabe on Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:54 am

umm it's called RAIDING people

that's what pirates do-- we RAID and that includes hijacking threads

seeeeeeeeeee

now that that is cleared up



Sod off ye lot!


BOOOOOOO!
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Postby ChowMein on Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:08 pm

AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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