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How many of you acknowledge your own silliness?

I acknowledge the fact that I am a silly person.
9
30%
I do not acknowledge the fact that I am a silly person.
0
No votes
I am not a silly person.
2
7%
AAAAARGH!!!
19
63%
 
Total votes : 30

Postby Clifford on Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:30 am

I could already tell that by reading your posts. :)

So being a Ninja isn't silly?
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Postby anthrobabe on Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:04 am

you forgot a choice in your poll

queen of the universe-- that would be me

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Postby black bart on Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:16 am

Typical bloody Zankou landlubber...drops in, starts a poll, and buggers orf!!
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Postby walktheplank on Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:41 am

yarr the poll should read:

1) Do I post frequently.
2) Do I post frequently on all threads even when I have nothing funny to say.
3) Are all of my posts as funny as having a bilge rat nibbling yer vitals.

If the answer to each of these questions is Yes than I can confirm that you are indeed Black Bart.

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Postby Clifford on Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:12 am

Ey? My short - formed opinion of Bart is that he's a legend, so walk the plank WalkThePlank!
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Postby The Black Spot on Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:15 pm

Iron Roger Vane wrote:Ey? My short - formed opinion of Bart is that he's a legend, so walk the plank WalkThePlank!


Arrr, ye be unaware o' the slaggin' off contest that Bart an Plank 'ave 'ad fer the last year or so.

The fact that they be like it down the pub in real life has nothin' to do with it.
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Postby walktheplank on Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:17 pm

Iron Roger Vane wrote:Ey? My short - formed opinion of Bart is that he's a legend, so walk the plank WalkThePlank!



yarr if yer as known Bart fer as many years as I as you'll form the same opinion. I not be saying he be boring but who else would write 300 posts talking bout my wig.

yarr come on Bart where are ye, its been 2 days since yer last wig joke, cutlasses at dawn outside the Red Cow yer blaggard.
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Postby DaveL on Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:58 pm

Oh Gawd,

Don't go encouragin' Bart. The last thing he needs is someone admirin' him. O'id be stickin to insultin' him. It works for me.

Mind you both Bart and myself are in a state of open warfare, after he broke truce and posted a picture of Orville over in the Prized Git thread.

Oi think O'im winning that one, as he hasn't yet responded to me picture of Agro.
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Postby ken worley on Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:38 pm

I think the silliness of the membership here is a simple enough thing to determine....A couple of simple questions should do the trick...


Pick your most likely response to the following statements.


1. Christians tend to believe that their God is omnipotent.

A: "This belief sometimes seems contradictary in the face of things like natural disasters, misfortune of innocents, etc."

B: "Wow...That's probly why sex is such a touchy subject with them."



2. It is late October, and the deer are coming into rut.

A: "A sensible survival strategy, as the young will be born in early summer, when food is plentiful, and covering foliage is thick."

B: "Oh my god!...I shoulda worn thicker pants!"


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If you read this post all the way to this point, you are silly.
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Postby Clifford on Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:40 am

slagging off competition? alrighty then! :)
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:41 am

I am not silly. It's just my face.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:43 am

Iron Roger Vane wrote:I could already tell that by reading your posts. :)

So being a Ninja isn't silly?


Good point. i guess I am quite silly, being a Ninja and all.

On the other hand, everybody is silly so I am just unsilly by rule of nonconformity.
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Postby Clifford on Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:31 am

lol so you mean everyone else is silly so that makes you non-silly be default?
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Postby anthrobabe on Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:29 am

this is all beyond silly

so I should fit in nicely
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Postby black bart on Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:11 am

ken worley wrote:I think the silliness of the membership here is a simple enough thing to determine....A couple of simple questions should do the trick...


Pick your most likely response to the following statements.


1. Christians tend to believe that their God is omnipotent.

A: "This belief sometimes seems contradictary in the face of things like natural disasters, misfortune of innocents, etc."

B: "Wow...That's probly why sex is such a touchy subject with them."



2. It is late October, and the deer are coming into rut.

A: "A sensible survival strategy, as the young will be born in early summer, when food is plentiful, and covering foliage is thick."

B: "Oh my god!...I shoulda worn thicker pants!"


SCORING

If you read this post all the way to this point, you are silly.


1. Christians...are dey de ones wot ad a hit wiv an Isley Bruvvers cover?

2. B...an it brings back terrible memories and hemorroides.

(ps: I really have been attacked by a deer...I had to hide behind a fence!!)
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