FSM's take on vegetarians

[Mean Man]

I wanted to see a spoiler so I clicked on this link. Very intricate stuff here indeed!

[~NoodleDemon~]

Yes, we're generally people who like to stick to the topic

I eat anything and everything, but Noodles, like everything touched by His Majestic Godliness, holds a special place in my heart (or was it stomach?)...

[Clifford]

I'm a vegiepastafarian and I'm the terror of the seas round here
in fact drop yer mainsail and turn around and look behine you
yes that's my ship
now stand to and prepare to be boarded

AARRRGGGGHHH! Fire the meatballs!

[Andy]

phew... i was wondering this too because i'm a vegetarian aswell.


Seems to be a great deal of vegetarian pastafarians!

[Siam Buccaneer]

We at the 5th Day Adventurist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster feel that being vegetarian is the only true way. Our belief is that the mates who first transcribed the sacred words of the Prophet Henderson mistakenly used the Englishman Black Beard's “aaarâ€￾ instead of the Frenchman François le Clerc's “aaare'â€￾. This led to the Holy Noodliness being portrayed as having all seeing meatballs instead of Beefsteak Tomatoes as it should truly be written. The 5th Day Adventurist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the 5th day being the holy eve of Friday, welcomes all vegetarian pastafarians into the fold.

[KC Observer]

Hey - NO SCHISMS!!!!

All Pasta is good (except anything lableled "Chef Boy-Ardee") in FSM's sight. Doesn't have to have meatballs, sausage, meat sauce, etc. on it.

[Clifford]

^^ wisdom in its entirity

[GreenRain22]

We at the 5th Day Adventurist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster feel that being vegetarian is the only true way. Our belief is that the mates who first transcribed the sacred words of the Prophet Henderson mistakenly used the Englishman Black Beard's “aaar� instead of the Frenchman François le Clerc's “aaare'�. This led to the Holy Noodliness being portrayed as having all seeing meatballs instead of Beefsteak Tomatoes as it should truly be written. The 5th Day Adventurist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the 5th day being the holy eve of Friday, welcomes all vegetarian pastafarians into the fold.

Oh God ROFFLES you might give the 7th Days a run for their money.

[fueledbycoffee]

Well, seen as how you can have veggie meatballs, or none at all, I can't see their being a problem. I'm a vegetarian, and I eat spaghetti all the time. Like, once a day, at least. My meatless spaghetti is boss.

[davec959]

I'm so glad to find such a tolerant belief system. According to a radio program I was listening to the other day, I am apparently an ovo-lacto-pesca vegetarian. I've been hiding this almost all my life since February when I quit eating beef, pork and chicken. But now I feel that I'm embraced in the warm marinariness of noodly love and I can finally publically admit that I'm an ovo-lacto-pesca vegetarian. It's so good to finally be out of the pantry.

[nicci :)]

Another vegetarian ovo lacto pesca? Hmmmm I eat feta sooo I'm lacto I guess. Oh and honey... er... lacto meli vegetarian?

Leaves the door open for chocolate at least

[uptheblues]

I don't be killing nowt but the blaggards who won't be boarded, me hearties.

Vegepastafarian for me, whatever-pastafarian for everyone else.

Yarrrgh.