I thought that since we had a Lies! thread, we could have a thread on Pirate Lies.
EG: ^This scurvy landlubber once feasted upon 16 shoulder parrots.
Now it's your turn!
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:25 am
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by black bart on Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:09 am
^Arrrrrr...he knows the whereabouts o Cap'n Kidd's Treasure!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:24 am
^Treasures the whereabouts o' Cap'n Kidd.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Faithful
by black bart on Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:38 am
^Oh yes...he has been faithful to Pirgella...and she to him...
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by ken worley on Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:12 am
^ Still soaks 'is sheets with "ol' briny", and it took 'im til age twelve to learn not to "drop anchor" in 'is breetches.....
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by The Black Spot on Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:37 am
^ Has trouble gettin' up to the crow's nest at 'is age.
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Crossword
by black bart on Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:41 am
^loiks bein cast adrift in an open boat by his mutinous crew so he can get on wiv the Times Crossword.
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by The Black Spot on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:07 am
^ Tis the first to buy 'is round in the Admiral Benbow
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socks
by black bart on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:11 am
^his treasure is hidden in his socks (safest place!)
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by The Black Spot on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:17 am
^ Doesn't suspect that this will turn into another insult thread.
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Pirgella
by black bart on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:25 am
^Don't ave any idea that this will become as full of innuendo as Pirgella's...
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by The Black Spot on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:33 am
^ is correct once again. Oh, and he's not a maggity cur either.
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:33 pm
^ fills his tankard with tea when no-one is looking.
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