Pirate Lies v1.0

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Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:25 am

I thought that since we had a Lies! thread, we could have a thread on Pirate Lies.

EG: ^This scurvy landlubber once feasted upon 16 shoulder parrots.

Now it's your turn!
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Postby black bart on Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:09 am

^Arrrrrr...he knows the whereabouts o Cap'n Kidd's Treasure!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:24 am

^Treasures the whereabouts o' Cap'n Kidd.
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Postby DaveL on Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:34 am

Oi've been completely faithful to Pirgella and haven't touched a drink in years :wink:
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Postby black bart on Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:38 am

^Oh yes...he has been faithful to Pirgella...and she to him...
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Postby ken worley on Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:12 am

^ Still soaks 'is sheets with "ol' briny", and it took 'im til age twelve to learn not to "drop anchor" in 'is breetches.....
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:37 am

^ Has trouble gettin' up to the crow's nest at 'is age.
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Crossword

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:41 am

^loiks bein cast adrift in an open boat by his mutinous crew so he can get on wiv the Times Crossword.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:07 am

^ Tis the first to buy 'is round in the Admiral Benbow
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socks

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:11 am

^his treasure is hidden in his socks (safest place!)
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:17 am

^ Doesn't suspect that this will turn into another insult thread.
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Pirgella

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:25 am

^Don't ave any idea that this will become as full of innuendo as Pirgella's...
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:33 am

^ is correct once again. Oh, and he's not a maggity cur either.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:33 pm

^ fills his tankard with tea when no-one is looking.
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Postby DaveL on Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:13 pm

^Bart keeps his word regarding Blobby War truces.
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