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Custard

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:19 am

Aye it be a hot in that suit on a Saturday Night, it be the only way to avoid gettin the bends in that forty foot vat of custard though:

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Postby DaveL on Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:21 pm

Arghhhhh...

That looks like Mrs Blobby.
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warville

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:34 am

Arrrrrr...Don't think I'm agreein to any ceasefire...cop this yer blaggard, Orville in all is Monstrous Greenery:

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It's W'Orville not Peace
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:29 am

Arrr, in an attempt to steer this thread back on course, I gives ye Terry Hall and Lenny the Lion.
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This ghastly, grinnin' git had a puppet wi' a mullet!
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Postby DaveL on Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:30 am

YArrrrrr...

Oh my freakin' stars. What the heck is that green thing? Would you honestly let yer little blighters near the TV when that thing is on.

Ye have left me with no alternative but to unleash 'Agro' the puppet on ye.

Cop that yer blaggard!!!

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Coconut

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:46 am

Arrrgh...his head be made out of a coconut, a cherry and a piece of orange peel!
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Postby DaveL on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:45 am

I hope to FSM that Bart doesn't counter with the Teletubbies. That vacuum cleaner Nu Nu is positively hideous.
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Postby anthrobabe on Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:58 am

Ok thanks- I've got the stupid song in my head now. The TT themesong--- please someone do something.
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Telly

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:26 am

Arrrrrr...

Q. What do you call a TellyTubby who's been burgled?
A. Tubby
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Re: Telly

Postby ken worley on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:21 am

black bart wrote:Arrrrrr...

Q. What do you call a TellyTubby who's been burgled?
A. Tubby



...get a rope.
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Rope

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:27 am

Arrrrrrrgh me neck...I was hopin fer 'Transportation' but I realise that tellin a joke that bad is far worse than steelin sheep! :?
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Re: Rope

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:46 am

black bart wrote: a joke that bad is far worse than steelin sheep!


Tis even worse than shaggin' sheep.
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Doris

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:04 pm

I never touched Dolly...it were one o me clones yer honour!
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:52 am

I understand this cove be fairly rich. Yez'd think he could afford a hair cut, would ye not?

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Aaarrrrgggh!

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Wig

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:43 am

Arrrrrrr...Walktheplank's been lookin fer that one everywhere...

I think Phil's been at Planky's collection:

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