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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:58 am

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Postby Grim Squeaker on Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:36 am

So.. lemme see...
There is a lot of worshipping of the occult and magic
Voldemort died and came back to life, but is the bad guy.
Voldemort has put part of his soul in a book describing his life, that was destroyed by the "heroes"
The inspiraration for those heroes was gay.

Oh dear. Some fundies are going to have a field day ;)
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:55 am

Hilarious. The gossip sites are going to have a field day. In fact, so is my HP obsessed friend. I am only ever going to say this once in this entire forum, but here goes.

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Postby Rainswept on Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:38 am

Funny, I always thought he and Minerva were close. Lol, looks like it's a real story too.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:31 pm

I think she's brilliant--- she has just added more to these stories now. Great stories draw one in and make on (sometimes) think of 'life' beyond the story-- a what if scenario-- and she has just plopped a big what if answer in our laps.

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Postby EarthRise on Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:23 pm

Now we just need the lowdown on Lupin and Sirius, and we're good.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:04 am

EarthRise wrote:Now we just need the lowdown on Lupin and Sirius, and we're good.


Hey, that was my idea! I write fan fiction damnit!
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:46 am

It must not have been common knowledge in the world of the books. Otherwise, we all know Snape would have done anything to get that dark arts job.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:28 am

Rainswept wrote:It must not have been common knowledge in the world of the books. Otherwise, we all know Snape would have done anything to get that dark arts job.


Indeed.....
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:08 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Rainswept wrote:It must not have been common knowledge in the world of the books. Otherwise, we all know Snape would have done anything to get that dark arts job.


Indeed.....


That was a very un-christian quote there. Good Work!
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Postby Rainswept on Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:02 pm

Say now... I just realized now we all have a good guess what Dumbledore really saw in the Mirror of Erised!!!
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:41 pm

Rainswept wrote:Say now... I just realized now we all have a good guess what Dumbledore really saw in the Mirror of Erised!!!


He saw his family, dolt.
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Postby ken worley on Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:44 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Rainswept wrote:Say now... I just realized now we all have a good guess what Dumbledore really saw in the Mirror of Erised!!!


He saw his family, dolt.

Are you sure?..

Maybe he just claimed he saw his family.

Maybe what he really saw was penises...Lots and lots of penises.


..we don't know...
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:47 pm

ken worley wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Rainswept wrote:Say now... I just realized now we all have a good guess what Dumbledore really saw in the Mirror of Erised!!!


He saw his family, dolt.

Are you sure?..

Maybe he just claimed he saw his family.

Maybe what he really saw was penises...Lots and lots of penises.


..we don't know...


Well, seeing as Rowling said herself that he really saw his family, I doubt it.
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Postby ken worley on Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:50 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
ken worley wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Rainswept wrote:Say now... I just realized now we all have a good guess what Dumbledore really saw in the Mirror of Erised!!!


He saw his family, dolt.

Are you sure?..

Maybe he just claimed he saw his family.

Maybe what he really saw was penises...Lots and lots of penises.


..we don't know...


Well, seeing as Rowling said herself that he really saw his family, I doubt it.



Like he'd tell her...He was in the closet, remember...Duh!.... :roll:
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