This fine example of the carpenter's art be offered fer quick sale, no questions asked. Three gold dubloons or one silver teapot. Come aboard the Whistling Kettle
and ask to see the Reverend. On no account alert any Female Tango Dancers of yer presence.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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