Prized Git Award - Stupid Haircut Photos

[DaveL]

YArrrrrr...

The art of personal groomig is a big issue when yer a pirate. It be a tradeoff between lookin fearsome for yer foes and lookin' handsome for the wenches.

Oi've bin lookin at todays modern hairstyles and Oi've come to the conclusion - there be some right gits out there.

So how about sending in a few of your most favourite haircut pics. We'll start a Pirate Prized Git Award, right here.

The most prized git will end up with a present they will never forget...Target inclusion at our next gunnery practice - most likely scheduled for December 24th this year (along with our most permanent entrant, Mr S.Claus, who qualifies on his haircut alone). YARRR!!

Here be a nice photo to get yers thinking about stupid haircuts.



That's a funny looking volcano he's about to sit on.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Skullet. Nuf said.

[DaveL]

Gawd that's hideous RRB. That's left me in shock!

Speakin of haircuts that end in '-llet', cop this Prized Git contender.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Rowan. I swore if yer wore two eyepatches, that'd be your doppelganger.

[black bart]

One o Planky's what I found in the Stew!

[DaveL]

Too shy too shy, hush hush eye to eye!!

[black bart]

By the Burnin Tapers o Black Beard...What Horror is this...one o the blaggards has got a dead Badger on his head!

[ken worley]

Aye, a more sparkly c'llection o' willowy cabin-boys as I've ne'er seen a'one place afore...I needs ta go wash me eyes, now.


urrrrr....

(a sick-to-the-tummy "arrrrgh!")

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

[black bart]

His mullet goes up to Eleven!

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Spinal Tap were a fine example of the mullet. How about a prized Metal git with a really bad wig?

[anthrobabe]

YArrrr...

Spinal Tap were a fine example of the mullet. How about a prized Metal git with a really bad wig?

ummm DaveL-- that be the rockenist pirate band ever ye's posted
be going by the name o Twisted Sister---
We're not gonna take it! No we ain't gonna take it anymore!

Spinal Tap had mulletts too- jus not so much blue eye makeup

[DaveL]

Ok Oi thinks Rowan's Skullet is winnin'. That skullet guy is so up for gunnery target practice it ain't funny.

Here be the urban doctionary definition for ye:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skullett

skull- 'et

A skullett is the stupid bald man's hopeless (& more hideous) version of the dumbass redneck's mullett.

Long and stringy in back, chrome dome up top. Nothing left to comb-over.

If you want to see a skullett in its natural habitat, go to any NASCAR event and enjoy...only don't make fun, as he usually only has an 8th grade education and is very drunk and has lost his ability to reason, hence thinking the skullett is a cool hairstyle.

Oi dont ever recall this term for mullet in Wikipedia though:

One Australian nickname for a mulleteur is "Freddie Firedrill", supposedly because the subject's haircut was interrupted by a fire-alarm sounding after the barber had finished shaving the front, but before s/he had started on the back of the head.

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

Here be a good skullet for ye!