Prized Git Award - Stupid Haircut Photos

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Prized Git Award - Stupid Haircut Photos

Postby DaveL on Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:34 pm

YArrrrrr...

The art of personal groomig is a big issue when yer a pirate. It be a tradeoff between lookin fearsome for yer foes and lookin' handsome for the wenches.

Oi've bin lookin at todays modern hairstyles and Oi've come to the conclusion - there be some right gits out there.

So how about sending in a few of your most favourite haircut pics. We'll start a Pirate Prized Git Award, right here.

The most prized git will end up with a present they will never forget...Target inclusion at our next gunnery practice - most likely scheduled for December 24th this year (along with our most permanent entrant, Mr S.Claus, who qualifies on his haircut alone). YARRR!!

Here be a nice photo to get yers thinking about stupid haircuts.

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That's a funny looking volcano he's about to sit on.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:40 pm

Skullet. Nuf said.

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Postby DaveL on Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:26 am

Gawd that's hideous RRB. That's left me in shock!

Speakin of haircuts that end in '-llet', cop this Prized Git contender.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:42 am

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Postby DaveL on Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:41 am

YArrrr...

Rowan. I swore if yer wore two eyepatches, that'd be your doppelganger. :D
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Hair

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:50 am

One o Planky's what I found in the Stew!

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Postby DaveL on Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:27 am

Too shy too shy, hush hush eye to eye!!

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Horror

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:31 am

By the Burnin Tapers o Black Beard...What Horror is this...one o the blaggards has got a dead Badger on his head!
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Postby ken worley on Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:38 am

Aye, a more sparkly c'llection o' willowy cabin-boys as I've ne'er seen a'one place afore...I needs ta go wash me eyes, now.


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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:22 am

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Eleven

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:39 pm

His mullet goes up to Eleven!

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Postby DaveL on Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:05 am

YArrrr...

Spinal Tap were a fine example of the mullet. How about a prized Metal git with a really bad wig?

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Postby anthrobabe on Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:36 am

DaveL wrote:YArrrr...

Spinal Tap were a fine example of the mullet. How about a prized Metal git with a really bad wig?

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ummm DaveL-- that be the rockenist pirate band ever ye's posted
be going by the name o Twisted Sister---
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Spinal Tap had mulletts too- jus not so much blue eye makeup
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Postby DaveL on Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:01 pm

Ok Oi thinks Rowan's Skullet is winnin'. That skullet guy is so up for gunnery target practice it ain't funny.

Here be the urban doctionary definition for ye:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skullett

skull- 'et

A skullett is the stupid bald man's hopeless (& more hideous) version of the dumbass redneck's mullett.

Long and stringy in back, chrome dome up top. Nothing left to comb-over.

If you want to see a skullett in its natural habitat, go to any NASCAR event and enjoy...only don't make fun, as he usually only has an 8th grade education and is very drunk and has lost his ability to reason, hence thinking the skullett is a cool hairstyle.


Oi dont ever recall this term for mullet in Wikipedia though:

One Australian nickname for a mulleteur is "Freddie Firedrill", supposedly because the subject's haircut was interrupted by a fire-alarm sounding after the barber had finished shaving the front, but before s/he had started on the back of the head.
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Postby DaveL on Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:06 am

YArrrrr...

Here be a good skullet for ye!

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