The Wise Council of Olive Garden wishes to make known that the official gathering of texts for the Loose Canon, the Holy Book of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has begun and is proceeding apace! May His Saucy Noodles Quiver with Delight!
Much work lies ahead, my fellow True Believers. Along with a vast heap of ancient stone tablets and pile of fragile parchment scrolls, I, Scribe Solipsy, have the task of sorting through many humorous, well-written, and insightful works which appear here in the Forums. And there’s the *ahem* other kinds of works, too.
Please avail yourselves of the many sources of knowledge here on the Forum Boards: the Announcements, the Stickies, and the First Posts of Threads. In those First Posts, the True Believer may sometimes encounter a description of the kind of creative writing that thread has been created to support.
After you have Been Touched By His Noodly Appendage and learned about the basic tenets of His Church from the Announcements, here are some links to which you may proceed to pour forth your new-found inspiration! Praise Cheeses!
LAW http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1135
NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1614
GENESIS/HISTORY http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1159
PSALMS http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1101
PRAYERS UNTO HIM http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1619
PROVERBS http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1100
REVELATIONS http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1134
TESTIMONIALS http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1132
LETTERS http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1150
GOSPELS http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1131

