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Talk like a pirate day - September 19!

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Postby The Black Spot on Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:08 am

Arrrr...

this feller's name sums it up really...
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An' ee be comin' from Polynesia. I hear that lots o' things get shrunk there.
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Brew

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:08 am

Rev Rowan serves up a Brew at the 'All Portsmouth Women against Pillaging' annual reunion:

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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:53 pm

EEK!..erm, oi means ARR-oha..them cups look suspiciously loike da kine wot da Portsmouth Free Clinic* 'ands out (& they ain't fer brews, neither!)


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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:47 am

It be Tha new Vicar 'o Dibley ye've found thar and not RRR -- he might drink tea but he be a niceish looking pirate afterall.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:31 pm

*blush*

Why, thank you. :)
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Grecian

Postby black bart on Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:53 pm

anthrobabe wrote:It be Tha new Vicar 'o Dibley ye've found thar and not RRR -- he might drink tea but he be a niceish looking pirate afterall.


Nay lass...that be im before ee've administered the Grecian 2000.
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:09 am

Aye. Ye've heard about how drinkin' tea turns yer hair white. It not be called Earl Grey fer nothin'.
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Shrunk

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:14 am

Arrrr...be thar a Tea called: Earl Shrunken Nadgers?
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Postby tanguerra on Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:01 pm

I always wondered what 'Lapsang Soochong' meant.

I always reckoned it were something along them lines. Perhaps it be Chinee fer 'Drink at own risk?'
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:38 pm

I thinks ye be correct there lass. Has ye ever wunnered why the Chinese always pronounce "Lapsang Soochong" in a high pitched, frightened soundin' voice?
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Soochong

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:50 am

Lapsang Soochong also doubles up as a lesser known marshall art in which the exponenets whack each other with giant Tea Bags, whilst shouting Soochong. They live forever in fear of meeting a 5th dan of Spoonee who is armed with a giant Tea Spoon and the resulting fight can only ever have one end.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:11 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Re: Talk like a pirate day - September 19!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:34 pm

Ahoy mateys ,

Oi wuz just at Wikipedia surfing abowt per usual and read about the WBC .
Oi happened to stumble across a mention of counter protesters of the notorious Westboro (so called) Baptist Choich on TLPD 2008 .

The counter protesters were FSMers .

They showed up in pirate regalia , held up funny protest signs , argghing and silly stuff loike we do in here .
Well they drew so much attention to themselves that the Westboro hate group left in defeat .

Was anyone here involved ?

If so a harrrrrty ARGH ! to ye !
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