Uncooked ramen

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What did you think about the uncooked ramen

it was gross
it was ok
it was good
it was great
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Uncooked ramen

Postby ptz on Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:18 pm

well actually you may be thinking OMG thats gross but actually its quite good (My opinion) but only eat the Packets uncooked not the cup of noodles

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:15 pm

I've had it and it makes for a nice crackery snack.
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Postby black bart on Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:05 am

Arrrr...I bet ye soaked it in tea first ye blaggard!
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Postby Pontius Pirate on Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:11 am

I've always found I'll eat a bit of it raw before the water boils. Good stuff.
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Postby Clifford on Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:26 am

This may sound weird but I've never discovered what the Ramen actually is. :o

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Postby Cardinal Queequeg on Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:07 pm


At my house, we are trying to watch our calories, so we have salads for our main evening meal several times each week.

Getting kids to enjoy a salad can be a challenge, but the wench and I have discovered the secret of "crunchy salad."

We take pre-bagged cole-slaw makings, and combine them with a few nuts, raisins, maybe a strip of some animal flesh, and a generous portion of uncooked (crunchy) Ramen noodles, which we crush and combine with the other ingredients.

When this is tossed together with a salad dressing, even the kids like it. Perhaps best of all, it's something that the kids can make for themselves, and we allow all the second helpings they want.

So the "crunchy salad" has been a great discovery for the wench and I.

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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:49 pm

Aloha..CQ, but "Sex Crunchies" sounds like a great breakfast cereal...
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Postby jekka on Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:09 am

they're just like some sort of chip-cracker-pasta hybrid! good appetizer
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Postby Hippie Pirate on Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:27 am

I eats em raw all the time, they makes fer a great fast filler. Eat em quick and after they swells up in ya, yer full!
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Postby ke_mikiao on Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:46 am

it tastes sweet to me......dont know why
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Postby yodaman23 on Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:15 pm

One of my friends ate bricks of uncooked ramen and sprinkled the flavoring on them. He's got some touph teeth.
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Postby Caliburn on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:40 am

Uncooked "purina college chow" is surprisingly edible.

That is, ramen.

Still, nothing is quite so deliciously noodly as ramen properly cooked....not soggy!

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Postby anthrobabe on Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:05 am

I thought I was the only one who did this(Cardinal Q, I put them smashed up in salads all the time)--- I like the term uncooked purina college chow.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:23 am

RAmen to ramen.
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Postby Capn Tayth on Wed May 21, 2008 3:25 pm

Ok... anyway, Ramen... is that like Pot/Super Noodles in the UK? Like, uncooked noodles, with a packet of flavoring (tastes nice on its own =D), and you add water to them? If it is, then Yarr, uncooked noodles be a foine snack indeed!

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