Show us yer big cannon!

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Show us yer big cannon!

Postby DaveL on Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:41 am

YArrrrrr...

Lads the art of brandishing weaponry is a time honoured tradition for a pirate. In any event, ye be needin' a good a weapon to keep those blaggards honest.

Here be an opportunity to send in yer favourite weapon pics and perhaps discuss 'em a bit. Heck if the NRA can get off on their weapons, why can't us Pirates?

Here be a nice Russian Super gun for ye! Oim not sure if it will fit on me ship.

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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:56 am

Me and the boys prefer a nice potato cannon!

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Postby black bart on Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:22 am

Arrrrrrr...guns bore me so I arsked me ship's gunner Judith to display her wares, I've told her ta stop wearin that T-Shirt:

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Postby You-R-A-Pirate on Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:33 pm

ARRRR.... This be puttin' a big hole in yur' ship

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Postby anthrobabe on Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:37 pm

now now

ye knows whot they says

the bigger the cannon the smaller the rudder
(sort of a makin up for something idear an all) :mrgreen:
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Postby tanguerra on Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:50 pm

Aargh. This be one of me favourite little gadgets. Many a time it has got me out of a tight spot, and ye can secrete it down yer bodice if needs be.

Ye be right Saucy Gert, size be useful in certain situations, but not so much in others.

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Postby DaveL on Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:58 pm

You-R-A-Pirate wrote:ARRRR.... This be puttin' a big hole in yur' ship

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YArrrr, there be nuthin more scary than big set of balls bein fired at ye.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:05 pm

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Postby tanguerra on Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:37 am

Yaaar ! It be all about proper proportion. One of these days yez fellahs will work it out.

This be proportionate.

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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:10 am

Favorite quote from The Trailer Park Boys:
Corey: "But Ricky, this is a pirate's gun!"
Bubbles: "Well Corey, I guess that makes you Long John Dickweed then, doesn't it?"
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Postby black bart on Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:29 am

Arrrrr...I recommends trainin with one o these afore ye lets yer crew at the hard stuff:

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Postby tanguerra on Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:44 pm

Yaar! Here be me trusty blunderbuss. I use this fer shooting albatross from the poop deck and fer puttin down mutinies. Always puts me in a cheerful frame of mind.

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Postby black bart on Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:17 am

Arrrrrrgh....Don't be lettin Green Cap'n Smith know ye be killin Albatross...slip em into the stew loik I does an e'll be none the wiser!
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Postby DaveL on Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:27 pm

YArrrrrrr...

These Teutonic Pirates sure know how to build a "big one".

Oi wouldn't like to be buyin' the headache tablets when the 600mm round hits yer ship.

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Postby black bart on Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:13 pm

Arrrr...Yer blaggard...they were pointin that at me grandpappy!!!!
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