Flying Spaghetti Monster: The Movie

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:03 am

I've got a decent voice and a wide range of accents, noises, and sound effects shoved up my larynx.
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Postby xinjinbei » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:00 am

so, we should have no problem making the movie. right?

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Postby fractal » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:42 am

Work on the size of your midget there xinjinbei and I think you might have the best thing going so far!

How about we start by developing some main characters like:
    the midget (obviously)
    FSM
    Kansas school board officials
    a brilliant meteorologist (we're gonna need a hero)
    someone who fights for the rights of penguins
    the foreman at the stripper factory (people have so many questions)

Dare I say that we need a Bobby Henderson character profile?!

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Postby xinjinbei » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:04 am

Do you think that i have best thing going on with the midgit if i size it down? lulz.

anyway, about the characters...

the Bobby Henderson should be included probably (voiced by himself)
the Midgit (It's too small, i need to make it better and we're fine)
the Noodly One of course (voiced by..well.....we could do it like mormons started their religion:

1:goto forest
2.find a hat
3.put mic in it
4.come back the next day
5.FSM should have talked into the hat by now
6.get FSM's voice to the movie
7.???????????????
8.Profit)


Ok whatever, Ill just scrap that idea.

But!....

Here's another idea:

-???? years - FSM is shown creating the world from mountains, trees and giant (it was too small last time)

-2005 - FSM is just flying around earth. then he sees Bobby and thinks that he might be suitable person to spread the word.

-2007 - A Bunch of pastafarians decide to make movie about FSM. This leads to Time Paradox.

I end my speech here due to.....lack of ideas.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:50 am

You need to have it jump around in time. Start w/creation. Jump to 2005. Jump to 2007 and a pirate congregation. Use fuzzy screen to change from Pirate talking about the Gospel to events from the Gospel. Jump to laboratory where scientists look at the evidence for FSM. Junp to science classroom with a pirate teaching FSM. The End.
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Postby fractal » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:51 pm

xinjinbei wrote:(voiced by..well.....we could do it like mormons started their religion:

1:goto forest
2.find a hat
3.put mic in it
4.come back the next day
5.FSM should have talked into the hat by now
6.get FSM's voice to the movie
7.???????????????
8.Profit)


That's hilarious, but dont you mean Prophet?
We're not doing this to make money are we?



Also great ideas Redbeard, I love flash backs!
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Postby rbbrchckn » Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:13 pm

sorry for the late 'jump-in' and just a side suggestion. How about keeping midgets large, but they become small after they 'fall from the graces' of FSM, kinda like the cyclops back story in Krull.

I'm not much at all on animation of any type, poor in video, but excellent with audio. I mainly use Digital Performer & Peak Pro. Also use ProTools.

How about timeline starting 6,500 years ago, same 'date' as creationists?

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:36 pm

rbbrchckn wrote:How about timeline starting 6,500 years ago, same 'date' as creationists?


If I recall correctly (and I haven't gotten my copy of the Gospel yet, so I could well be wrong) His Noodlyness created the world 5000 someodd years ago.
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baddies

Postby mmgrouse » Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:07 pm

in any film the baddies must have that clearcut english accent......just something to think about......it's the law i think
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Postby xinjinbei » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:11 pm

The movie MUST have Jehova's Witnesses trying to kill Bobby.

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Postby xinjinbei » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:21 pm

    *Creation of the world
    *Bobby discovers FSM
    *One day FSM is seen flying over the earth, and people are trying to discover is it fake.
    *Someone dies, goes to heaven and shiz.
    *Scientists finally discover the right formula, while FSM is too tired to change it.
    *More weird stuff.


those are just some ideas.

EDIT:oops, wtf, double post.

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Postby pastafari » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:23 pm

I'd like to see the story of Bobby writing to the Kansas School Board as the main story, maybe in live action, and the explanatory bits done as memories or imaginings with CG.
So, for example, we have Bobby leaving university and pondering what to do with his life.
He has a day dream about the FSM creating the mountains, trees and midgets.
He reads in the paper about the KSB introducing ID into science classes.
An explanatory bit about how he 'met' the FSM.
Maybe a bit where he discusses Pastafarianism with freinds, and their reactions. I suggest they are eating pasta which bobby ends up using for the purposes of illustration. Maybe a short Heaven sequence after this.
The KSBs response to Bobby's letter.
Bobby sets up the churuch of the FSM.
The End (until we make some money to make the sequel?)
The end credits could be shorts of Pastafarians in full regalia saying hi from whereever, or whatever witty things tend to be said in that kind of outro.

In other words, the true general story, but with imaginative segments regarding the creation, heaven, hell, whatever other parts of the adventures of the FSM you care to add.
May the noodly goodness flow upon you. :fsm:
And then the FSM extended His noodly appendage, tasted the Holy Sauce of Life, and declared It good.

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Postby xinjinbei » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:30 pm

Live-action would be expensive.
Depends on how it's made though.

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Postby Hann's » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:55 pm

they should make a broadway musical about the FSM
although it wouldn't be fair for all the other broadway shows, what with all the tonys the show would win and all
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Postby Clifford » Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:24 pm

Great idea - The Passion of Noodle or something :D
The voice over should be deep voiced and cheesy ... "In the begining there was Him ... and Him alone ..." a voice like when horror movies are advertised on TV.
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