ProvHerbs

[Solipsy]

Rock On, my fellow Pastafarian!

[NoodleNet]

(I respond to encouragement.)

Noodle unto others as you would have them noodle unto you.

Love thy neighbor as thyself, and share pasta and rum drinks galore, for in the eyes of His Noodlitude, we are all One.

Cleanliness is next to Noodliness.

Monster grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the strength to change the things I can, and the Noodle to know the difference.

A lasagna in time serves nine.

[Solipsy]

I'm moving the Serenity Noodly Prayer to Prayers Unto Him... Otherwise, thank you again... Also, Next post is going to be a "Marker" but that doesn't mean to stop, that just means I've copy-pasted to this point.

[Solipsy]

And so it came to pass that the copying and the pasting of the posting of the writing, as it did appear thus far in this thread, was done. And the FSM looked down, and His Great Noodly Appendages did quiver with saucy delight. And he did proclaimeth: "Cool. So Far, So Good." Thus spake Our Lord in Marinara.

It was proclaimed throughout that Boards of His Holy Discussion that the Divinely Inspired Writing should not cease, but rather should continue, for to Him, it is most pleasing. And yea, His humble galleyscribe Solipsy did toss and turn upon the seas of the keyboard at all unreasonable hours, and did gather the writings of the inspired, and did organize them and nit-pick them, but not without permission, and did seek to credit them, and will be in touch with the writers of them if any questions ariseth, and doth encourage said writers for to do the same.

Thus did the proclamation end. (But the writing shouldn't)

[CardinalRigatoni]

1. We admitted we were powerless over pasta - that our lives had become pastafarian.

2. Came to believe that a noodly power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of FSM as we understood Him.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of pasta selections.

5. Admitted to FSM, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact recipe of our marinara.

6. Were entirely ready to have FSM remove all these defects of cooking errors.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our bay leaves.

8. Made a list of all persons we had consumed pasta with, and became willing to make pasta for them all.

9. Made direct pasta servings for such people wherever possible, except when to do so would completely empty the galley.

10. Continued to take a galley inventory and when we were low on noodles, promptly admitted it.

11. Sought though prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with FSM as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His pasta recipies for us and the power to cook them perfectly.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to pastafarians and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

[Solipsy]

I think we just officially became a cult.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

think about this for a while:

Cult = root word of CULTure?

[PragmaticallyWyrd]

Blessed are the Pasta makers for they shall make life tastey.
(I heard this in a Doctor Who episode except with "pie" for "pasta" and maybe ending in something like "they shall make life pastry" or something.)

[Father Jerome]

Father Jerome’s Pastafarian ProvHerbs --2--

Hear this, ye gluttons, and be wise:
Bear in mind thy stomach’s size.

When thou sittest at thy table,
Thy napkin reaches up thy navel.

When thou eatest thy spaghetti,
Do not hack it with a big machete.

Do not suck thy strands as heathens do—
But that is between thy FSM and you.

I use a fork, as well as spoon,
to form a mouth-size ball, quite soon.

For wine? with pasta, meatballs, sauce and cheese—
Try a blend of Merlot, Cabernet and Sangiovese.

And if thou yearnest Lord Pasta’s praise,
Then cook His sauce in many a ways.

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[mikeyyc]

Proverbilicious

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

Ramen

[Father Jerome]

Proverbilicious

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Doesn't either one give ya a headache?

But you're right; once I led my horse to water, and he wouldn't drink. Smart horse; it was the proverbial s... creek.

Here's one from the bible: Speak not in the ears of a fool: for he will despise the wisdom of thy words.

Here's one from me: Stick a noodle in his ear, and he'll think he cannot hear. Oh, well...

[Solipsy]

Father Jerome,

Did you check the officially posted book of ProvHerbs as it is now posted above? You'll like the last section, I should think.

[mikeyyc]

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[Father Jerome]

Father Jerome,

Did you check the officially posted book of ProvHerbs as it is now posted above? You'll like the last section, I should think.

O Pasta! that's just lovely! I feel--uh--appreciated? Really, I like it. A lot. And there my wife always tells me not to be so silly! Thanks! and I feel something silly comin' on.....Yep, she just pulled into the driveway; yup.

[Father Jerome]

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I think you better
spay your poodle;
for my schnauzer,
plus your poodle,
will add up to----one schnoodle!