Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Arrr, I be a pirate!

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Do you Talk Like a Land Lubber?

Yes always, except when I'm on the internet
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Yarrr, yeah before Oi wuz ship-napped
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No-ho-ho ye scruffy bag-o-weevils
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Postby tanguerra on Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:40 pm

Oh, tea is alright in its place (at four o'clock in the afternoon), but personally I prefer a cocktail before dinner (gin for preference) followed by a delightful moselle or chardonnay with dinner. I simply cannot manage without my hot toddy before retiring.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:54 pm

in our civilized society, tea drinking, as with so many other pursuits, should be done with elan, grace and just a touch of esprit de joie..&, i have no doubt, that ARR.ARR.ARR., as a gentleman pirate, will be a credit to proper tea-drinkers everywhere..
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:05 pm

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Postby tanguerra on Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:12 pm

Reverend Rowan! Are you under attack? Shall I summon a policeman?
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:01 am

No, I have no need of a bobby...
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Postby tanguerra on Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:54 am

I must say, these whalebones do dig into one's ribs somewhat.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:57 am

Perhaps you should have left them in the whale?
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Postby tanguerra on Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:58 am

Tee hee! Oh you are so droll Reverend Rowan. It is to laugh! Ha ha!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:06 am

Anything for a lark.
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Postby tanguerra on Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:23 am

What ho! You are a jolly sport.
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Pope

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:29 am

tanguerra wrote:O

Mr Sharkcum, I did not know you were an admirer of Mr Pope?


Alex Pope is quite a card y'know m'lady Tanquerra...he can be quite drole from time to time. I wont easily forget the time when I approached him after a recital at Marble Hill House, he turned to me with that quisical look of his and said: "Who the F***ing Hell are you?"
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Postby walktheplank on Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:52 am

If you could be so kind as to step this way Sir. Please follow me to your method of transportation. Dinner will be served at 5pm and you are the main course, please hurry as the sharks tend to get frightfully hungry at this time of day.
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Postby black bart on Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:55 am

What ho cap'n Waltheplank. How fares the wind in your sails and indeed in your fine head of hair?
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Postby DaveL on Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:44 am

May I bid thee hello and welcome Captain Bart. It is indeed nice to see you logged on to your computer this fine day. I have had a wonderful day in the office and now I sit here typing of my own volition.

May your time here be well spent. And beware of those Pirates, for they unruly chaps, that need a darn good talking to.
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Postby black bart on Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:51 am

Well thankyou Capitan Dave and I think we found that description of how you spend your leisure time most enlightening. I myself like to get away from the office whenever I can, I do enjoy an Alfresco lunch or a soujourn in the Mall.

Tis true those Pirate chaps are a bunch of bounders and their speach is unutterably course.
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