DaveL wrote:Dear Auntie,
Ey be havin trouble with me benefactor. For he has threatened to tighten the financial screws of me piratin' operations.
He has threatened to cut off me dubloon supply if me and the lads don't stop drinkin and wenchin.
Should me and the lads cut ties with this aristocrat? For he be a bit too puritan and fundy for our likin'.
This be the trouble with Sugar Daddy aristos, they thinks they's own you. What yer has to do me lad, is to to keep takin the dosh, an slip out every now an then to catch up on the drinkin and wenchin. Tell's him you're off to Sunday School or some such. If stories gets back to him off how you've been skippin the gospelin then says as how you're shocked he don't trust you. He'll end up buying yer a new chest of treasure by way of apology if yers does it right.
Can you recommend a place where we can reap large amounts of treasure?
Downloadable shanties fer mobile semaphore units be a winner, and piratechat, where yers can signal to other pirates jest like you for 5 doubloons a minute. Yer should probably listen to the ones I run fer an hour or so, then ye'll be knowing how to do it.