Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

[black bart]

Pray tell one...Macadamia or Hazelnut?

[The Black Spot]

Unfortunately, any bag of nuts would produce this reaction.

[black bart]

Remarkable...she must needs have kept those nuts at arms length forsooth.

I find myself quite fascinated that Messrs Walktheplank and DaveL are to meet in the far flung colonies. Indupitably this must be the most portentious meeting since that fine gentleman Blackbeard met Captain Morgan. I have it on good understanding that the two of them got absolutely bladdered...I trust that our two fellows will conduct themselves with the utmost restraint.

Do excuse me...I'm needed at the Crochet Lawn for an Alfresco luncheon with Jonathan Swift.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

...I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

[The Black Spot]

My word!

For how long have you been plagued by these bouts of indecisiveness ?

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Ever since reading the correctly spelled but improperly used words in Black Bart's post...Crochet Lawn...*sigh*

[black bart]

Clearly you are not familiar with Mr Swifts penchant for indulging in extended bouts of knitting in a crochet style whilst taking luncheon on the lawn of my house on the Riverside at Twickers.

At the moment Mr swift is working on 'Gullivers Undergarments'.

You really need to get out more if you want to become part of High society.

[The Black Spot]

This is beyond understanding!
An error? On the pirate board? What is the world coming to?

[black bart]

My Dear Reverand Redbeard,

Whilst we were about to invite you to tea at the House of Lady Henrietta Howard at Twickenham, it has come to our attention that you are infact 'The Dirty Vicar' and would most likely disrupt any tea drinking proceedings by shouting out "I LIKE TITS" at an inopportune moment whilst grabbing a handful of Lady H's Bosom!

Away with you you filthy harradan...take your tea elswhere!

[Deck Hand Sharkchum]

To err is human, to forgive divine.

[black bart]

Good evening Mr Sharkchum...I trust you are well. I welcome your mild and thoughtful manner amongst our diligent and ernest society.

[tanguerra]

Oh I recall a splendid afternoon with the Swifts over at Twickers. I was particularly entranced by their crochet lawn. Indeed I complimented Mr Swift on it.

We spent a very pleasant afternoon playing at whist and dining on cucumber sandwiches. Reverend Redbeard, they had a most attractive and unusual silver tea set. I am sure you would have admired it, being a connoisseur of that sort of thing.

Mr Sharkcum, I did not know you were an admirer of Mr Pope?

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

To err is human, to forgive divine.

But to Arrr is Pirate.

[Dan(da haole guy)]

& to give to a pyrate before being gently requested to is divine (and very good sense as well..some of our less couth bretheren/cistern can become dangerously overwrought when their politely phrased suggestions are churlishly ignored..)

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Perhaps I should take this opportunity to get your opinions of tea drinking (in writing) for future reference.