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Spreading the Word

Postby Clifford on Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:33 am

Being a moron without much imagination, I'm trying to think of ideas for displaying our belief in His Noodely Appendage which don't get attacked or taken down. I recently stuck posters up about it, and either no one's noticed, cared, or has any idea what they're on about! Ideas, any of you?
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Postby MPTrooper on Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:42 am

It depends on where you are setting them up.
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Postby EarthRise on Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:08 pm

Risqué ads are always good. Attracts attention, gets people fired up on both sides of the debate, may even get media attention if the noise gets loud enough.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:36 pm

EarthRise wrote:Risqué ads are always good. Attracts attention, gets people fired up on both sides of the debate, may even get media attention if the noise gets loud enough.


No, not that noodly appendage.

jeez.
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Postby EarthRise on Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:15 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
EarthRise wrote:Risqué ads are always good. Attracts attention, gets people fired up on both sides of the debate, may even get media attention if the noise gets loud enough.


No, not that noodly appendage.

jeez.


Ten bucks says a poster with a phallic noodly appendage and a nekkid woman will get more glances than a poster with a flying wad of spaghetti.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:18 pm

Yeah, but how would that help us?
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Postby EarthRise on Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:54 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:Yeah, but how would that help us?


The more attention we get, man. The more attention we get.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:27 pm

EarthRise wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:Yeah, but how would that help us?


The more attention we get, man. The more attention we get.


Yeah, but there won't even be an FSM on it. There would be no point. It would just be two naked humans.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:08 pm

One naked woman and one phallic noodly appendage
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Postby EarthRise on Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:03 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:One naked woman and one phallic noodly appendage


Exactly. See, Zank? I said nothing about a Noodly Appendage on a male. I just mean have His Noodly Appendages and a female, and let people's imaginations do what they will.

And reap the resulting publicity.
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Postby black bart on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:45 am

Your on the right track...just take a look in 'Playbilge' for more inspiration.
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Postby Clifford on Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:41 am

Why not have the FSM WITH a nekkid lady??? Like Adam and Eve or something - then it's a good excuse for nudity.
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Postby RandomSam on Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:54 am

STRIPPER FACTORY!
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Postby Clifford on Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:11 pm

We won't get more followers THAT way!!! hehe
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Postby UncertainGod on Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:46 am

I've just pictured a poster with pole dancers popping out one side of a factory on a conveyor belt with Him above watching and a smiling on the blessed things.

THAT will pull in the punters.
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