Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Arrr, I be a pirate!

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Do you Talk Like a Land Lubber?

Yes always, except when I'm on the internet
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Yarrr, yeah before Oi wuz ship-napped
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29%
No-ho-ho ye scruffy bag-o-weevils
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51%
 
Total votes : 63

Nuts

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:05 am

Pray tell one...Macadamia or Hazelnut?
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:22 am

Unfortunately, any bag of nuts would produce this reaction.
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Swift

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:33 am

Remarkable...she must needs have kept those nuts at arms length forsooth.

I find myself quite fascinated that Messrs Walktheplank and DaveL are to meet in the far flung colonies. Indupitably this must be the most portentious meeting since that fine gentleman Blackbeard met Captain Morgan. I have it on good understanding that the two of them got absolutely bladdered...I trust that our two fellows will conduct themselves with the utmost restraint.

Do excuse me...I'm needed at the Crochet Lawn for an Alfresco luncheon with Jonathan Swift.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:35 am

...I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:05 am

My word!

For how long have you been plagued by these bouts of indecisiveness ?
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:07 am

Ever since reading the correctly spelled but improperly used words in Black Bart's post...Crochet Lawn...*sigh*
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knitting

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:17 am

Clearly you are not familiar with Mr Swifts penchant for indulging in extended bouts of knitting in a crochet style whilst taking luncheon on the lawn of my house on the Riverside at Twickers.

At the moment Mr swift is working on 'Gullivers Undergarments'.

You really need to get out more if you want to become part of High society.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:31 am

This is beyond understanding!
An error? On the pirate board? What is the world coming to?
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Dirty

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:13 pm

My Dear Reverand Redbeard,

Whilst we were about to invite you to tea at the House of Lady Henrietta Howard at Twickenham, it has come to our attention that you are infact 'The Dirty Vicar' and would most likely disrupt any tea drinking proceedings by shouting out "I LIKE TITS" at an inopportune moment whilst grabbing a handful of Lady H's Bosom!

Away with you you filthy harradan...take your tea elswhere!
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Postby Deck Hand Sharkchum on Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:14 pm

To err is human, to forgive divine.
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Bob soir

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:18 pm

Good evening Mr Sharkchum...I trust you are well. I welcome your mild and thoughtful manner amongst our diligent and ernest society.
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Postby tanguerra on Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:44 pm

Oh I recall a splendid afternoon with the Swifts over at Twickers. I was particularly entranced by their crochet lawn. Indeed I complimented Mr Swift on it.

We spent a very pleasant afternoon playing at whist and dining on cucumber sandwiches. Reverend Redbeard, they had a most attractive and unusual silver tea set. I am sure you would have admired it, being a connoisseur of that sort of thing.

Mr Sharkcum, I did not know you were an admirer of Mr Pope?
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:05 pm

Deck Hand Sharkchum wrote:To err is human, to forgive divine.

But to Arrr is Pirate.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:25 pm

& to give to a pyrate before being gently requested to is divine (and very good sense as well..some of our less couth bretheren/cistern can become dangerously overwrought when their politely phrased suggestions are churlishly ignored..)
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:27 pm

Perhaps I should take this opportunity to get your opinions of tea drinking (in writing) for future reference.
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