Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

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Do you Talk Like a Land Lubber?

Yes always, except when I'm on the internet
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Yarrr, yeah before Oi wuz ship-napped
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Postby tanguerra on Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:59 pm

Oh dear! I seem to have dropped my hanky! I wonder if anyone will be able to come to my assistance. I feel a trifle faint from the fatigue and worry of it all!



Arrggh! Fair sticks in me craw an' all - but I must get inter trainin'.
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:10 pm

Don't forget, when they bend over to pick up your hankie, you're not allowed to smack them on the head and steal their wallets.
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Postby tanguerra on Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:11 pm

Aaaargh! All part of the plan matey!

Oh, I mean, why I would never dream of doing such a thing! What an outrageous suggestion!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:15 pm

:D
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Postby DaveL on Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:37 pm

My word, I forgot to wear my plaid vest this morning. If I spend too long in this cold air and I may catch a chill.

Good Sir, can you please direct me to the nearest tavern, where I may sip a stiff old brandy to warm my insides.
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Postby tanguerra on Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:42 am

Oh! A gentleman discussing his undergarments! Someone fetch me my smelling salts forthwith!
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Postby OZ_Nick on Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:40 am

I say madam! Is that cad causing you some distress?

Come here, sir! I'll have you know I was the boxing champion for my final year at Oxford, if you do not appologise immediately to the fair lady, I shall be forced to teach you a lesson in good manners you will not soon forget.
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Oooook

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:58 am

The 'Ooook' let that fine diatribe down somewhat...might I also point out that one's face appears to have been pummelled by a very large frying untensil.
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Postby DaveL on Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:06 am

Good heavens old chap. If you speak in such wanton fashion, I shall give you a good punch up the hooter.
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Beard

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:54 am

Belay that ye...er...Put down your fistycuffs for I will not strike a lady, even one who sports a fine beard like yourself. Pray tell me, did one purchase ones garments of finest pink silk at Fortnam and Mason's or at Harrods?
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:28 am

My, there is some fine, civilised discourse here.

Just the place to relax whilst I dip my walnut whip in some youghurt.

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Yoghurt

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:34 am

I confess to be a little startled at the quantities of yoghurt which seem to be floating around our fine metropolis. Correct me if I'm wrong, but is it not a useful cure for Thrush? If this is indeed the case may I venture to suggest the administration of said youghurt at Lady Fifi's, er, Finishing School for Girls.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:41 am

Well spotted, my good man.

In fact, the very yoghurt that I'm dipping into came from "Madame Fifi's Used Yoghurt Emporium". You can purchase yoghurt there for tuppence a bucket.

Now will you excuse me please; I feel quite faint, and the top of my walnut whip has dropped off.
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Nuts

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:45 am

Good heavens...I'm not a medical man but...how long did one spend at Lady Fifi's establishment? Half an hour there is, so I am reliably informed, enough to make the walnut fall of anyone's Whip!

Either that or you are suffering from a Nut alergy.
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Re: Nuts

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:13 am

black bart wrote:
Either that or you are suffering from a Nut alergy.


Luckily, that is not one of my afflictions.

However, a poor young lady from Madame Fifi's told me that she has a violent sneezing fit if a nut comes within a few inches of her face.
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