It was a day to behold with the sun disappearing behind the hills on the horizon as I walked down the quaint cobbled street to where my vessel was moored in the quaint harbour.
My fine bodied crew were in good heart, having had a splendid night in a local hostelry where they shared some good ale with a selection of perfectly formed attractive young ladies.
"Hello my fine crew, how are we all on this beautiful day"
"Arrgh Cap'n, what ye on about"
Hmm I thought talking like a landlubber is going to take time to perfect.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.