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Postby EarthRise on Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:52 pm

Promoting? Bah! The ade permeates every civilized planet in the cosmos. Whether I like the ade or not is of no consequence.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:55 pm

What then of the uncivilized planets? I suppose you will tell me that -aid drinks permeate them (as opposed to -ade drinks).
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Postby EarthRise on Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:16 pm

Well, in all likelihood, uncivilized planets will probably not have the capacity to develop a beverage that would eventually come to end in -ade. The only 'uncivilized' planet capable of making such a drink would, I'm assuming, be one about to enter a civilized state (in that the uncivilized populations might be able to develop the drink in question).
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:28 pm

EarthRise wrote:Well, in all likelihood, uncivilized planets will probably not have the capacity to develop a beverage that would eventually come to end in -ade. The only 'uncivilized' planet capable of making such a drink would, I'm assuming, be one about to enter a civilized state (in that the uncivilized populations might be able to develop the drink in question).


I've done some intergalactic research between last posts and have determined the following:

1: -ade is a universal coincidence to indicate that a drink is a juice derivative.

2: On Omnicrom III, there is a drink that translates to juice of the kidnapped human-ade.

3: On uncivilized planets, sugar (or equivalent) derivative drinks are produced and labeled with -aid. Kool-aid is one example of this.

4: On very uncivilized planets, both types of drinks are produced.
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Re: Coherent Nonsense

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:01 pm

I have since learned that planets producing both -ade and -aid drinks also tend to produce alcoholic beverages based on things that taste more or less like licorice.
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Re: Coherent Nonsense

Postby Rainswept on Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:20 pm

Rev, If you have to do it over again, you should choose the title of this thread as your name. :fsm_rock:
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Re: Coherent Nonsense

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:06 pm

But how would we discriminate between the author and the thread? As Marshall McLuhan did not say, the medium would become the messenger.
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