by walktheplank on Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:19 am
What is the matter with these blaggards, for us scurvy varmints every day is talk like a Pirate day.
If they want to mek it more ineresting it should be act loike a Pirate day which means thrashing yer crew (workmates will do), then go ashore an pillage an plunder yer way through town, drink a crate of Rum an foinilly find a couple of buxom wenches who loike a wild night with a big dirty sailor.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.