Don't let him hear you call him a monkey. You may not be able to talk at all anymore, let alone like a pirate. He's an ape.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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