RULES: well, sorta rulish, but in a non-dogmatic manner...
1: Reply to the person above you. This isn't so much a multiperson conversation as it is a really messed up collaborative Q and A/research project.
2: Try to make what you say be coherent in and of itself. It need not be coherent when compared with observable reality.
Here's the conversation that started it all...
EarthRise wrote:It's a common misconception. It takes a little bit of training to distinguish pigeon shit from that which composes chaos throughout every star system in the expanse.
Did you also know that Cheez-Its and temporal interplanetary communication junctions look identical?
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Wait a minute...my textbook says that it's Wheat Thins.
EarthRise wrote:Are you sure that your copy wasn't provided to you by an artificial wormhole passed through a stable natural wormhole? It might have come from an alternate universe.
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:I think it was the result of a dimensional polarity shift within a multiuniversal singularity which caused a stitching together of my original universe with yours.
EarthRise wrote:So you are suggesting that our temporal interplanatary communication junctions are now similar in appearance to both Wheat Thins and Cheez-its?
Jesus H. Christ, how many TICJs have I eaten?
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:No, I'm suggesting that your temporal interplanatary communication junctions are similar in appearance to Cheez-its and my temporal interplanatary communication junctions are similar in appearance to Wheat Thins. Our temporal interplanatary communication junctions are similar in appearance to generic brands of Triscuits.
EarthRise wrote:I was under the impression that only one pseudogravitational rift had brought into existence the temporal interplanatary communication junctions. Now there must be many rifts to create so many forms! I must study this more.
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:There was only one. Per universe. However, since the temporal interuniversal communication junctions of some universes share the same form as the temporal interplanetary communication junctions of other universes, those universes can temporally communicate with specific planets of other universes. When these communications traversed the rifts from both universes, they created an additional universe that spanned the difference between the two, thus creating a universe with 2 pre-existing temporal interplanetary communication juction types. However, this universe had not yet had its pseudogravitational rift event. When it did, the third temporal interplanetary communication juction type came into being.
EarthRise wrote:Ah, I see. However, what concerns me is that this interuniversal juction-engendered universe would collapse into a system with the two opposing universes, effectively blending the multiverse into a single span and making the temporal interplanatary communication junctions take on the form of Ritz crackers. Is there some way to ensure that the dimensional skin between the three intertwined universes does not break, or does such a rift effectively coalesce the locations of the opposite universes, removing the coalesced locations from the opposing universes altogether?
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:You are viewing only three universes. You must understand that this process is constantly ongoing. By the time you have finished reading this, another 3,129,679,012,858,884,617,592,957.99 universes will have been created between the universe we inhabit and other universes. Each of those will form universes between each other and pre-existing ones. Eventually so many universes will be formed that the Great Programmer will finally run a virus check to see what is slowing down the system, and will delete them all.