Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

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Postby CotTT on Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:51 pm

Seller: Cap'n DunWannaKnoe

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Member since hector was a pup.


Yer be biddin on a copy of "Tossed Salad: Your ship mates and you" left behind when I made "Songbird" Stevens walk der plank

Opening Bid : I dun care just git it offer me ship!!
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Postby black bart on Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:55 pm

CotTT wrote:Seller: Cap'n DunWannaKnoe



Member since hector was a pup.



Be that the 'Hector' from Hector's House? ARRRRRR it takes me back to when I were a cabin boy.
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Postby walktheplank on Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:40 pm

Seller: oldworthlessshite.com
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Current Bid: 1 groat


Ye be biddin' on

BIG RON's COOKBOOK (THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH SAUSAGES)

Big Ron Portsmouth Butcher becomes the latest crap chef to jump on the celebrity bandwagon with his book: 'Things you can do with Sausages'. As Ron states in his introducton there are loads of options.

You can fry em.
You can grill em
You can boil em
You can eat em with stew
You can dip em in Rum
You can cut em up an give em to yer dog
You can stick em up yer a...
and many more.

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Buy Big Ron's Book its cheaper than Jamie Oliver's book an he don't act like a prick all the time.
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teeth

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:25 pm

Seller: fishstewpot
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You are bidding for:

Three pair o spare teeth, carved from whalebone an andy fer bitin a Spaniards ear off:

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Condition: Used but sharp

Reserve: Only 40 Cronan
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Postby ChowMein on Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:01 pm

Seller : Popeye

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Ahoy me mateys ! ye be biddin on 6 Duzen Fish Heads packed in Olives Oil . AHHHHHgagagagaga... Hurry wid ye bids mateys , cause Olives cant hold it all fur to long...ahhhhhgagagaga...

Winnin bidder retoiwns the container...AHHHHHgagagaga........NO RESOIVE ! AHHHHgagagagaga......
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:29 am

Seller: Arr.Arr.Arr.
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You are bidding for:

One Thread Necromancer

Good for bringing dead threads to life. Use judiciously, or face the wrath of forum members who prefer to let the dead rest in peace.

Price: Arm and a Leg (wooden ones are fine)
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Postby tanguerra on Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:24 am

Free to good home

One siamese cat (black as coal). House trained. Very well domesticated (would nay hurt a fly, truly). Cute as can be, and probably a very suitable companion for a wee child*.

Come to collect at Portsmouth dry dock tonight, after darrrrrk (ask fer Sanchez).

Bring yer own net and cat-cage (possibly also bandages).

*The management takes no responsibility for the delivery of the said goods and no correspondence will be entered into on the abovementioned aforesaid clause ipso facto or habeus corpus. Should any of the above articles prove unsatisfactory, no exchange will be entered into. Once the transaction is completed all proceeds will be considered to have been exchanged. It is a requirement to have yer own medical insurance and failure to do so will not be considered the responsibility or the liabilty of Purple Primrose Pty Ltd Inc.
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Postby DaveL on Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:46 am

Vendor: Cabin Boy Executive Appointments

Starting Bid: 3 groats

For Sale: Sardonic Canadian Cabin Boy, not yet tamed

Vendors Notes: This rare specimen is rarely seen in these waters. Tends to hang out in other parts, hurling insults from afar. Got up the nostrils of several former captains, inciting a Pirate raiding party. Sardonic wit may come in handy during trade disputes and diplomatic incidents with the French.
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Chinese

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:04 am

Seller: fishstewpot
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You are bidding for:

Life size Chinese cabin boy statue from the Minge Dynasty

Made of solid Tarracotta

Name: Wan Hang Lo

Good conversation piece, captured in life-like detail by a Minge Dynasty artist in a traditional bent over attitude.

Reserve 200 Cronans
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:04 pm

Seller: Arr.Arr.Arr.
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You are bidding for:

Hurricane Kate (Toothless Kate's dentally advantaged twin)
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Above is a sculpture what was specially comissioned by Hurricane Kate herself for to show her wares...erm...show her tailoring skills...or some such.


Price: I'll give you 50 Cronans and a bucket of fish heads if you'll take her off my hands.
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Statue

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:26 am

Seller: fishstewpot
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You are bidding for:

A fine bronze statue made from melted down Spanish Cannon. I've entitled it: "Cabin Boy begging for more Fish Head Stew"




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Reserve 200 Cronans
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:09 am

To: PaySwab

* REFUND REQUEST *

Sir,

In good faith, I recently purchased a brass figurine entitled "Cabin Boy begging for more Fish Head Stew".

On examining the piece, I have discovered that it is actually a portrayal of a cabin boy emptying the Captain's chamber pot. The poor lad has already got a fair amount of it on his shoes, and looking at the glazed expression on his face, he is about to pass out from the fumes. I expect a full refund forthwith.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:41 pm

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You are bidding for: Rare Pirate Secret! "How to Avoid Ripoffs" by A. Hab

Price: 1000 Cronans
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Parrot

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:35 am

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You are bidding for:

Quality Welsh parrot. Picked up going cheap at Swansea Market. Hard working, low maintenance, low feather droppage:

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I calls im Max Boyce but will answer to anyhting shouted in welsh.

Reserve: Only 40 Cronans
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:25 pm

Silver teapot - modern stylin'

This fine example of the silversmith's art be offered fer quick sale, no questions asked. Three gold dubloons. Come to 'The Scurvy Dog', ask at the back door fer Toothless Kate, bring a sack for transportation. On no account alert any Red Bearded Reverends of yer presence.

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