5. You mourn and/or celebrate the loss of people who haven't posted in a year or more.
7. You know when you post something who's going to respond to it, and what their point of view will be.
9. Whenever you wake up in the middle of the night you think, " I could get up and see who is on the FSM forum".
10. When you can't get on the sight for any reason you wonder what you are missing.
You will kill Rowan Redbeard on sight for his inane repetition of the post notification reminder in "spam"
You can now two-finger-type faster than most professional secretaries due to heated debates in "serious" threads.
You see someone in RL and think, "I bet that's about what (insert forummember's name here) loks like."
You see dead animal bones on the side of the road, and wonder if they're worth mailing.
You can now easily understand everything Dan da Haole Guy says.
You notice, and make threads about it, when regular members go missing.
All apply to me.
--Zankou IIThe thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union."Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.