You know, when he starts out, his reindeer are fresh and he's awake and alert. The bugger dodges pretty fast, too.
But when he's done, he's completely worn out from his "duties" and probably wants to hurry home to take a nap.
If you're going to the pole, why not wait until he is gone, then put some mines on his landing strip? Better yet, put them under his mattress.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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