FSM Discussion
Dedicated to the teaching of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
Where do we worship and are Pirates our priests?
Moderator: All Things Mods
23 posts
• Page 2 of 2 • 1, 2
by agent_SNAFU on Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:22 pm
Yeah, I suppose you don't want to sound presumptuous.
Occam wrote:Our captains are like priests. Whereas a priest shephards their flock, a captain yells "Set sail for yonder!" and hits you until the ship starts going the right way. Same thing near enough.
I'll get an avatar eventually...
- agent_SNAFU
- Ziti Zealot
- Posts: 13
- Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:14 pm
- Location: Over There
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:28 pm
Haven't done much converting. I've been too busy posting.
Silly addictive internet.
Silly addictive internet.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
-
Rev. Rowan Redbeard - Prophet of Pastafarianism
- Posts: 17734
- Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:49 am
- Location: Southern Oregon
by Shasta50 on Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:14 pm
Rowan Redbeard wrote:
Of course, I would want to make sure I was ordained first...
Think it's possible?
Can't someone just say that all followers are ordained? O wait! I'm someone!
Your ordained, so is everyone else. Have fun
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap
Sure, its nice to soar with the eagles, but hey, weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
----(\ /)------
----(o.o)-----
----(> <)-----
This is Bunny.
Bunny, as cute and cuddley as he may appear, is bent on world domination.
To achieve this he has decided to start by taking over the interweb, a step towards his ultimate goal.
To help him complete his quest and therefore ensure bunny domination, copy and paste him into your sig
Sure, its nice to soar with the eagles, but hey, weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
----(\ /)------
----(o.o)-----
----(> <)-----
This is Bunny.
Bunny, as cute and cuddley as he may appear, is bent on world domination.
To achieve this he has decided to start by taking over the interweb, a step towards his ultimate goal.
To help him complete his quest and therefore ensure bunny domination, copy and paste him into your sig
- Shasta50
- Ziti Zealot
- Posts: 13
- Joined: Wed May 09, 2007 12:25 am
- Location: Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy
by qoquaq on Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:29 pm
I'm worshiping right now..in front my monitor with his noodlyness in the top right hand corner and a can of Fosters (5th so far tonight) by my side, and by visiting this site I feel I am offering up (or down) a prayer!
Robin
Robin
Alias..Black Roger Rackham
navigator to noodly heaven
navigator to noodly heaven
-
qoquaq - Ziti Zealot
- Posts: 14
- Joined: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:06 am
- Location: Bristol,England
by Solutions Maximus on Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:00 am
In my case, the place of worship is in the cozy kitchen, filled with the incense of boiling noodles and simmering pasta sauce. And, with a delicious, dark, thick stout and good old fashion friendly conversation.
42
-
Solutions Maximus - Conchigliette Convert
- Posts: 3
- Joined: Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:23 pm
- Location: Holy Pasta Kitchen
by STLstrike3 on Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:08 pm
As I am the founder of the Seventh Helping Orthodox Church of the FSM, but the way it works for us is that you have to get so stuffed full of beer and pasta that you vomit and start speaking in Noodles.
- STLstrike3
- Conchigliette Convert
- Posts: 6
- Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:37 pm
- Location: Saint Louis, MO
by Clifford on Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:15 pm
Pirates are more like Saints, and we worship at home, or strip clubs...
...with booze.
RAmen.
Clifford
The Pedo-Finder General
RAmen
By the power invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles, I name you a pedo-dog!
The Pedo-Finder General
RAmen
-
Clifford - Brewmeister
- Posts: 1939
- Joined: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:50 am
- Location: A Humble Student in Lunaticity
Re: Where do we worship and are Pirates our priests?
by ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:39 pm
Mathin wrote:Forgive me oh Noodely Creator! For I am unlearned!
I was just wondering, where do we worship the noodely one and are the Pirates our priests? Please enlighten me on the mass if so!
Unlearned ye sez?....Well me foine bucko...doan ye go payin' dem blaggards no mind...day be a bunch o' gits...
Dis be wot ye 'ave ta do.... ye has ta come warrshup abord eny shup in me fleet ...an' it muss be my fleet ( stay aweigh from enyfing pink )...now ye must bring alla booty frum eny udder shups ye kin pillage along da way an drop it off in me holds...Wen ye finish a yeer of dis uhm goan ta innerduce ye ta thee mass behine the Admiral Benbow.
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
-
ChowMein - Humble Hermit
- Posts: 1508
- Joined: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:38 am
- Location: Southern part of the Great White North
23 posts
• Page 2 of 2 • 1, 2
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest
 |
|
|
 |
 |
|
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2011 phpBB Group..