Where do we worship and are Pirates our priests?

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Postby agent_SNAFU on Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:22 pm

Yeah, I suppose you don't want to sound presumptuous.
Occam wrote:Our captains are like priests. Whereas a priest shephards their flock, a captain yells "Set sail for yonder!" and hits you until the ship starts going the right way. Same thing near enough.


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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:28 pm

Haven't done much converting. I've been too busy posting.

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Postby Shasta50 on Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:14 pm

Rowan Redbeard wrote:
Of course, I would want to make sure I was ordained first...

Think it's possible?


Can't someone just say that all followers are ordained? O wait! I'm someone!

Your ordained, so is everyone else. Have fun

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Postby qoquaq on Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:29 pm

I'm worshiping right now..in front my monitor with his noodlyness in the top right hand corner and a can of Fosters (5th so far tonight) by my side, and by visiting this site I feel I am offering up (or down) a prayer!

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Postby Solutions Maximus on Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:00 am

In my case, the place of worship is in the cozy kitchen, filled with the incense of boiling noodles and simmering pasta sauce. And, with a delicious, dark, thick stout and good old fashion friendly conversation.
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Postby STLstrike3 on Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:08 pm

As I am the founder of the Seventh Helping Orthodox Church of the FSM, but the way it works for us is that you have to get so stuffed full of beer and pasta that you vomit and start speaking in Noodles.
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Postby Clifford on Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:15 pm

Pirates are more like Saints, and we worship at home, or strip clubs...


...with booze.


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Re: Where do we worship and are Pirates our priests?

Postby ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:39 pm

Mathin wrote:Forgive me oh Noodely Creator! For I am unlearned!
I was just wondering, where do we worship the noodely one and are the Pirates our priests? Please enlighten me on the mass if so!
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