Yarr The Black Spot's piece on Knuckles O'Shuffle on Arr Bay made me chuckle, this be one of them, sadly the funniest one wasn't liked by the moderator, bah humbug.
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THE KNUCKLES O'SHUFFLE COMMEMORATIVE ONAN SHEET
You too can celebrate the brief life of this colourful character. This is your chance to own an actual piece of the mainsail that Knuckles cut up to help while away the lonely nights at sea.
Each piece measures a manly 10" square (if you can flatten it out) and is made of high quality marine canvas.
Comes with a 16 page commemorative booklet. Unfortunately all the pages are stuck together.
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.