" PUT ON THE BRAKES ! " , I screamed , Capt , Lance worked the wheel hard as Seaman Stanes dropped the anchor , I threw back a quick shot of Baileys and hoped for the best expecting the horrid crunch and splintering of overgrown dried celery stalks.
.....Just the sound of waves and the squealing of seamen , whew ! the Queen is intact !
We dropped sail to have a boo at this thingie . Twas a floating tourist booth . It consisted of a wooden platform made from logs , upon it sat a tall booth .
we entered the booth and were inundated by the signs , advertisements and wanted posters of a pirate dressed in pink frilly gARRments .
I focused on the " You are here " map and there it was .... an arrow to the Midget Ring !
" Holy Socks Cap.! , This questing stuff is a piece a pie ! The Ring be good as ours ! "
" Oh Goody ! ", Replied a delighted Cap. Lance
" So from here we go this way to Avalon hang a sharp left until we see Atlantis stay on the leeward of side of her 10 leagues out ya see the Capital then a month due south we hit the HOT Islands stay on that course under full sail and within three moons past the islands we take on provisions in Mu and we're there !!! "
The Raging Queen was going to get her ring ! So this wee dot on the map is where we find the Ring !? First we'll have some rum and homemade cola with ice , and I want them big cubes not those wee pebbles thank ye very much ! Then we 'll do some wraps with giant auk ( this place has a BBQ pit ! ) and guacamole .
Then off we go ! To Chapter Whatever ! To seek our fortune , new booze and recipes , to make whatever food we come across into ammunition .to seek owt bits of anatomy , large , ripe yet frm , dusting as we go , for these are the voyages of the Raging Queen ...
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)