Cutlasses vs Pistols

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Cutlass or Pistol

Cutlass
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Pistol
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Postby Swatopluk » Fri May 19, 2006 7:31 am

Long live the naginata with detachable shaft.
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Postby Taichi » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:21 am

Tis me style to be usin' a pistol, for the pistol be a mighty piece of engineerin'

first ye have yer shot, the first line o' defense, as it were.......

second, ye flip it o'er, and ye can use the buttstock as a club, Savvy?

third, ye can throw it

and if ye have a bayonet, it can be used as a knife!, it be the perfect weapon, in capable hands.......

me personal method be to carry a long knife, or hatchet as well........so that I've got options......

tho, me cutlass be never far from me good hand as well........
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Shaft

Postby black bart » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:18 am

swatopluk wrote:

Long live the naginata with detachable shaft.


Are ye sure that wasn't meant for the Continuous Salty Tale me hearty!

I don't think we've used the word shaft yet! :D
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Postby Duke » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:55 pm

Mebbe a cutlass in one hand and a pistol in one..........hook will work?

No, scratch that idea.


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Postby deadgenome » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:04 am

the best be 'avin a 'idden fold up pistol inside yer 'ook, taxi driver style, with a swiss army cutlass strapped te yer back and an R.P.G. launcher in yer good 'and fer good measure...
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Postby Swatopluk » Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:55 pm

We already denouncedd the RPG as unpiratey (and there is usually not much left to plunder afterwards).
The only RPG acceptable is the Rabid Parrot Gizmo.
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Postby deadgenome » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:44 pm

but that be the RPG I is arrring about matey

launching rabid parrot gizmo's in the heat of ferocious battle is my speciality...
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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:16 am

We have split off an extra thread for special pirate weapons from this one (just in case you haven't noticed yet, it is by now probably far down the stack because that discussion has ebbed down some time ago).
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Postby deadgenome » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:45 am

so no ordinance then?
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Insultomatic

Postby black bart » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:09 am

I can sell ye a nice 'Insultomatic'...tis deadly at close quarters. It works by broadcastin all the insults from the 'Pirate Insult Challenge' in rapid succession. Almost as successful as the Swatopluk Techno-Blaster...That works simply by blinding your opponents with scientic knowhow and while they remain confused ye makes yer escape! :D
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Postby deadgenome » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:25 am

I thought that the Swatopluk Techno-Blaster was fer playin fast electronic sea shanties at massive outdoor pirate gatherings
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Postby Swatopluk » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:46 am

In bronze-head stereophony, nothing less.

We also had a weapons dicussion in the parrot thread.
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Electronic

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:07 am

deadgenome wrote:

electronic sea shanties


YYYAAARRRR...KRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRFTWERK!

AUTOBAAAARRRRGHN to Portsmouth

Trans Atlantic Express

Pocket CalculatAAARRRGH etc etc
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:02 am

Let's resurrect this dead thread!

I say rapier is the weapon of choice for the Gentleman Pirate. It has finer control than a cutlass and less chance of blowing up in your face when compared to a pistol.
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Postby Etay » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:50 am

Arrr. I may be proficient wit' me cutlass, but when it comes t' dual pistol wielding, I be deadly.
Tho, I always 'ave me cutlass wit' me, in the case I run out'a powder in battle.


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