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Postby Etay on Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:21 am

9892: Thou shalt listen to thine Mother. No exceptions.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:34 am

9891: Thou shalt then throw her words back in her face.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Cryofdragon on Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:47 am

9890: Thou shalt then look at they feet whilst she tells you not to sass her.
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Postby d4m4$74 on Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:25 am

9889: thou shalt not use rayguns in public, except aimed at cops
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:36 am

9888: Thou shalt not forget that thou hast changeth'd thy username, for otherwise, thou art destined to get constant "You have specified an incorrect username or password" messages thereafter.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:19 pm

9887: Thou shalt skip number 9886.
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Postby Land Shark on Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:46 am

9886:Thou shalt disregard #9887.
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. -Edgar Allan Poe
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Postby Cryofdragon on Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:20 am

9885: Thou shalt not speak of fight club.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:09 am

9884: Thou shalt not quote Commandment 9885 out loud, for thou shalt surely break it if thou doest.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:29 pm

9883: Thou shalt retroactively re-regard #9987
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:31 pm

9882 Though shalt post until thy fingers falleth off.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:39 pm

9881: Thou shalt avoid leprosy in order that thou might keep thy fingers.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:41 pm

9980 Though shalt now how diseases work before thee posteth post about them.
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"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:46 pm

9879: Thou shalt let logic and knowledge slide for the sake of a joke.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:48 pm

9878 Though shalt not allow fun to get in the way off accuracy.
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