".....And that was from the ancient scroll of Black Bart ,the only fragment to survive from the dawn of piracy ,where the only means of ocean travel were fallen logs", said the asst. inquisitor of the noodle.
"" Now here are my paintings from my recent trip to midgit mountain, as you can see the the temple is quite large and about 50 ft high covering four hectares , I mean acres.Note the doorway of the temple is 12 ft high and 10 feet abreast.
With this in mind consider the shrine of the meatballs and sausage in this painting...the sausage stands firmly erect at fourty five feet and the meat balls on either side of the sausage are fifteen feet in diameter.
The big bowl of noodles are roughly 25ft in diameter and estimated to be 1500 tons in weight.
Obviously the megaliths were here long before the temple, which is estimated to be at least 15,000 years old.
One cannot fit the megaliths through the door so they must have built the temple around the megaliths which are eons in age.
The scroll of Calico Jack , decrypted only twos years past states that the temple was built to protect the shrines from weathering , teenagers and overzealous pilgrims.
At this point I shall encourage all pirates and pilgrims to climb the mountain which has many refreshment stops on the way to the peak . I advise all to bring a rucksack to carry your purchased noodles , of which all varieties are present , and beer at the base of the mountain which is managed by the Honourable Order of the Toadfish . It is a nonprofit operation as opposed to the remainder of the rest stops run by pirates who take you for all you have."
(The crew of the Raging Queen smiled and nodded in approval mouthing yarrs)
"Afterwards one must linger in the cool confines of the temple, marvel at the megaliths , kiss the balls , stroke the sausage and lick a noodle.
(The crew was visibly excited)
I should add that the monks caring for the temple and shrine wish that you do this gently as millennia of feverish stroking has worn the sausage so that it is no longer has a uniform diameter.
Notice from this painting how the uppermost six feet of sausage is much wider creating a large knob, the tappering to the very tip however was caused by the effects of erosion.
Here is a painting showing the details on the balls , notice the irregular pitting here and ...over here.
It is my theory that this was not caused by weathering has my colleagues contend , but rather they are or were symbols.
Before I speculate on an interpretation allow me to give you some information about the balls themselves".....
Dear brethren and sisters, join the crew of the Raging Queen next time as we learn more about... THE MIDGIT'S BIG BLUE BALLS!