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Question on nachos
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by Dan(da haole guy) on Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:50 am
Aloha..& i'm inna mood for some nachos..& until YouTube starts tasting better (or encouraging more foodie video submissions), i'll be at Filiberto's on 101..in the corner..with a plate of macho nachos..and a fork..and a goofy smile on my nacho-speckled face..do not approach me while i'm eating or i may poke you (& not in a fun way, either..)
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..
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by xinjinbei on Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:07 am
Rowan Redbeard wrote:Although, if you could load pasta into the gun, put the barrel in your mouth....
Why don't you give it a try and let us know how it turned out?
I don't have a gun.
But....I can take a paintball ball, empty it, fill it with pasta, close it, load it in the paintball marker, put the barrel in my mouth, and.......
Although, I dont have paintball either.
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by Max_Painful on Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:12 am
The pasta wont kill but the plastic casing may...
If you wanted a better method you could try drown yourself in pasta, or better yet have a tower of pasta fall on top of you. If it does happen to kill you, it would be a glorious way to die.
If you wanted a better method you could try drown yourself in pasta, or better yet have a tower of pasta fall on top of you. If it does happen to kill you, it would be a glorious way to die.
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by Zankou 2.0 on Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:10 pm
What if you choke on an uncooked pasta noodle? There are some round ones that would obstruct your trachea fairly well.
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by Max_Painful on Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:13 pm
That probably WOULD cause you harm / death. But its not good pasta now is it? Pasta is not truly pasta till it has been cooked properly and some kind of appropriate sauce applied.
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:13 pm
xinjinbei wrote:What if I fill my mouth and nose with pasta?
And suffocate.
My guess is that you would suffocate.
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:24 pm
Well, I suppose the death certificate could read:
Cause of Death: Stupidity
Cause of Death: Stupidity
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:59 pm
Back to nachos....
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Re: Question on nachos
by wobastax on Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:18 pm
Nachos that come in a bag suck. the real thing is called "Nachos Grandes"!
that is first a layer of chips, then lotsa cheese. and then avacado, black beans, guacamole, salsa, chili, canned jalepeno pepper slices, hot sauce, cooked fresh beef (or chicken) and then more CHEESE! the plate of nachos ends up being about half a foot tall! its amazing
that is first a layer of chips, then lotsa cheese. and then avacado, black beans, guacamole, salsa, chili, canned jalepeno pepper slices, hot sauce, cooked fresh beef (or chicken) and then more CHEESE! the plate of nachos ends up being about half a foot tall! its amazing
Embrace the noodles of all cultures, and listen to Bob Marley... He's good, and his hair is like noodles
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