Oi solves all the problems by being the biggest, nastiest pirate on board.
Course weighin' a couple o' ton, and 'aving two whackin' great skewers attached ter me gob 'elps.
An' if'n Oi lets rip arter a night on the grog an' a helping o' stoo, who is gonna give me grief? Oi is the Cap'n, see. It be moi ship, an' Oi'll farrrgght if Oi want to...
If we be in port, I just blames the nearest nav-ee bods, an' they gets the doin'.
This is Bunny.
Bunny, as cute and cuddly as he may appear, is bent on world domination.
To achieve this he has decided to start by taking over teh intarweb, a step towards his ultimate goal.
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