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St John the Blasphemist
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:50 am

9906: Thou shalt not kicketh up a stink when somone showeth up at thy Sound Of Music theme party clad in nazi regalia, for thou shalt truly expose thyself as a dumbshite worthy of the label ignoramus.
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Postby xinjinbei » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:16 am

9905: Thou shall not take my Last Post.

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Postby Land Shark » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:57 am

9904: Thou shalt not muss up a knitter's yarn, for they possess pointy metal objects, and the rest of thy days will be spend untangling said yarn.
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. -Edgar Allan Poe

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:41 pm

9903: Thou shalt not reference esoteric things without later explaing them to those who ask.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Land Shark » Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:22 pm

9902: Thou shalt not break up by email, fax, nor sticky note, for verily, 'tis rude, and thee will forever be labled a chicken shit.
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. -Edgar Allan Poe

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Postby Sheylara » Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:43 pm

9901: Thou shalt not take a year to renovate thy house and drive thy neighbors mad with year-long drilling noises.

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Postby black bart » Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:17 am

9900: Thou shalst not go out whilst 'Match of the day' is on.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:57 pm

9899: When thou picketh up thy takeaway from thy local Vietnamese restaurant, thou shalt maketh sure the food thou grabbeth belongeth to thee, for thou shalt surely perish from my wrath because thou madeth me wait for another 10 minutes whilst they cook'd another meal for me!!
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Postby Sheylara » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:58 am

9898: Thou shalt not leave a last solitary potato chip in the packet as an excuse not to throw the packet in the trash. Thou shalt eat the damn thing, dammit.

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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:25 am

9897: Thou shalt not design shirts with sleeves that require adjusting whilst ironing. Thou shalt design them so the entire sleeve may layeth down flat so one can ironeth them with minimal effort.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:46 am

9896: Though shalt not package a product in such a way that the packaging uses more material than the product itself.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Rainswept » Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:05 pm

9895: Thou shalt learn the how to solve thine own problems, rather than moaning that "something should be done" about them.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:48 am

9895a: Thou shalt not say "Someone should write a letter!" Thou shalt write the damn thing thyself if thou art so damn concerned.
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Postby Sheylara » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:13 am

9894: Thou shalt send me lots of money cos I'm broke! =)

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Postby Rainswept » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:49 am

Sheylara wrote:9894: Thou shalt send me lots of money cos I'm broke! =)


Just take it from that cash register :wink:

9893: Thou shalt return things thee borrow in a reasonable amount of time, without making the lender beg for them.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.


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