ALL PIRATES !!! REPORT FER DOO TEA !!!

[black bart]

ARRRRGH...Now you're at it aswell!

[Dan(da haole guy)]

Arr-oha..we go put 2geddah one "pyratickal dickshun-erry 'n' gazeteer", ya?

da "gazeteer" be fer da Playbilge centre-unfolds..too many woids 'n' da head get all mix-up..

[ChowMein]

YARRR ! ARRRRRRrr! LOWwwwww HAAaaaa... !!!Capin Dan !

Dat sounds loike woik ! I'm putten togedder da roster soze et be yers ta stARRt iffen ye pleez .

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

I'm not entirely certain as to what this post is about. I would like to inquire, however, if it applies to gentlemen pirates?

[Dan(da haole guy)]

ARR-oha..hokays den..dis bein' all "Bredren/Cistern uv da Coast" '..we uv da "Weeping Pustule" go start wit "X"..

X: wen go mark Spot (weddah or no Spot wanna be marked)
X: amount uv booty declared on Port Royal Infernal Taxation form
X: da kine LA punk band
X: foist a t'ree wot ARRRR found onna cover of "Playbilge"..


(AUE! dis shoulda gone onna "o-fishul" thread fo' da dickshunARRy..we bad..pliz to send Discipline Wenches to "Weeping Pustule" c/o Kamanawanalei-u Yacht Club, Hawai'i nei, Moana Pakipika..mahalo..
PS-we bin werry werry notty..we need lotta correkshuns!)

[ChowMein]

I'm not entirely certain as to what this post is about. I would like to inquire, however, if it applies to gentlemen pirates?

ARRRR! Rowan , there are about a half dozen people in this pirates forum who are quite prominent and prolific . Without them pirates would be not be so lively .

I consider them the Admiralty because 1) I wasn't a member until many months after they stated this stuff , 2 ) DaveL was the pirates "mini" moderator then , 3 ) they have a voluminous post count here, 4) they are the most creative ,5 ) have the most popular threads and 6 ) They started most of the best (IMO) .

Anyway you must have noticed that this forum was largely barren except for the occasional ARGH ! for many months . Now some officers and crewmembers are back posting again . And I'm glad they are back , i Had also hoped that some old shipmates might return as well .
Apparently the timing was prefect since ye and udderer foine pirates ave come aboard .

I wanted this thread to be the duty roster but my "pirate speeck" can be trying . This thought reminds me of the legendary..... Honorary Grand Admiral E . Raser ......

By posting in here you have just signed in on the roster , had some tea from dubious origins , picked out a weapon of choice , sailed off to post something funny in Pirates and ask your online buddys to have a view .

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Thank you for clarifying. I am proud to be on the roster.

That tea wouldnt happen to be yak butter tea, would it? I'm afraid I'm alergic.

[ChowMein]

Glad ta have ye abored Redbeard Esq. ,

Now pick owt ye cutlass en be off wid ye !

[black bart]

I'm not entirely certain as to what this post is about. I would like to inquire, however, if it applies to gentlemen pirates?

I wanted this thread to be the duty roster but my "pirate speeck" can be trying . This thought reminds me of the legendary Honorary Grand Admiral E . Raser ......

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AARRRRR don't ye worry mate, compared to E Razer ye speaks loik William Bloody Shakespeare!

[ChowMein]

ARR-oha..hokays den..dis bein' all "Bredren/Cistern uv da Coast" '..we uv da "Weeping Pustule" go start wit "X"..

X: wen go mark Spot (weddah or no Spot wanna be marked)
X: amount uv booty declared on Port Royal Infernal Taxation form
X: da kine LA punk band
X: foist a t'ree wot ARRRR found onna cover of "Playbilge"..


(AUE! dis shoulda gone onna "o-fishul" thread fo' da dickshunARRy..we bad..pliz to send Discipline Wenches to "Weeping Pustule" c/o Kamanawanalei-u Yacht Club, Hawai'i nei, Moana Pakipika..mahalo..
PS-we bin werry werry notty..we need lotta correkshuns!)

YARR ! Tansy an the udder dominatr...arr....Disciplin Winches be set saling lass nite , ye bess take doan yer sales en hie away! Cos Big Brenda heard somefin bowt yer sales en be follerwin roite behine wid all the winches in towne!
Ye noze oww wimmim kin git at dees sales en such !

[Pachyderm]

Cap'n P an' the crew o' the Big Grey One reportin'.

If'n ye needs us, we'll be in the pub....

[ChowMein]

YARR ! Capn. Pee , ye an ye compenny be noted , wheel nose wARR ta fine ye . ARRRRGH !

[Etay]

Blimey - Mia's gone AWOL?

[ChowMein]

Yarr! Etay Finnish yer tea , pick ye cutluss en be off wid ye !

[Sheylara]

I need a place to sleep. May I have a little place, like maybe next to the booty or somethin?

Sorry, I can't speak pirate, but I'll try.

Yaaar! Avast! Aye! Matey!!!!1



I kin dance, though.

*does a jig*