10,000 (more) Commandments

[St John the Blasphemist]

9906: Thou shalt not kicketh up a stink when somone showeth up at thy Sound Of Music theme party clad in nazi regalia, for thou shalt truly expose thyself as a dumbshite worthy of the label ignoramus.

[xinjinbei]

9905: Thou shall not take my Last Post.

[Land Shark]

9904: Thou shalt not muss up a knitter's yarn, for they possess pointy metal objects, and the rest of thy days will be spend untangling said yarn.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

9903: Thou shalt not reference esoteric things without later explaing them to those who ask.

[Land Shark]

9902: Thou shalt not break up by email, fax, nor sticky note, for verily, 'tis rude, and thee will forever be labled a chicken shit.

[Sheylara]

9901: Thou shalt not take a year to renovate thy house and drive thy neighbors mad with year-long drilling noises.

[black bart]

9900: Thou shalst not go out whilst 'Match of the day' is on.

[St John the Blasphemist]

9899: When thou picketh up thy takeaway from thy local Vietnamese restaurant, thou shalt maketh sure the food thou grabbeth belongeth to thee, for thou shalt surely perish from my wrath because thou madeth me wait for another 10 minutes whilst they cook'd another meal for me!!

[Sheylara]

9898: Thou shalt not leave a last solitary potato chip in the packet as an excuse not to throw the packet in the trash. Thou shalt eat the damn thing, dammit.

[St John the Blasphemist]

9897: Thou shalt not design shirts with sleeves that require adjusting whilst ironing. Thou shalt design them so the entire sleeve may layeth down flat so one can ironeth them with minimal effort.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

9896: Though shalt not package a product in such a way that the packaging uses more material than the product itself.

[Rainswept]

9895: Thou shalt learn the how to solve thine own problems, rather than moaning that "something should be done" about them.

[St John the Blasphemist]

9895a: Thou shalt not say "Someone should write a letter!" Thou shalt write the damn thing thyself if thou art so damn concerned.

[Sheylara]

9894: Thou shalt send me lots of money cos I'm broke! =)

[Rainswept]

9894: Thou shalt send me lots of money cos I'm broke! =)

Just take it from that cash register

9893: Thou shalt return things thee borrow in a reasonable amount of time, without making the lender beg for them.