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The Black Spot wrote:LOCAL BUSINESSMAN BUILDS ARK
Concerned by the torrential rain and flooding sweeping the British Isles, local businessman Kevin Throttlepipe has funded the construction of a gigantic wooden vessel.
"Mark my words, a deluge is coming" said Mr Throttlepipe. "This is the first of many ships that will be built to save the animals from the waters. With ships like this, we can save the wonders of nature for many generations to come."
At the dockside, wellwishers whooped and cheered as the first ark, commanded by Captain Cronan, set sail with its cargo of dodos, sabre-toothed tigers and mammoths.
ChowMein wrote:BIG RON ANNOUNCES SALE of INVENTORY !
Indeed this reporter can see Dodo eggs for 2 shillings a doz , Giant Auks 7 pence per lb. and PassengARR pigeons for one crown each , average weight @ 2 1/2 lb.
" Hurry before day rot even moor ", said Big Ron
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