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Postby anthrobabe on Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:08 pm

Onely poirates culd make dirty ballads wif weevils en em

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Postby OZ_Nick on Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:30 am

Aaarrrrr! Well in tha' case, wuld ye be lioikin a wee Cap'n's Delight afore ye go?
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:23 am

Arr-oha..1 time at da Admiral Benbough, i offered t' show one uv da servin' wenches me "wee Cap'n's Delight" 'n' she laffed so hard, i b'lieve her nether parts be quiverin' yet!
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Postby DaveL on Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:24 pm

YArrrr...

That be too much information to offer up there matey. Come over to Arggghbay an O'ill sell yer a Grade A Codpiece. :D
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Postby black bart on Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:28 pm

AARRRRRRR, talkin o wee ones...Knuckles O'Shuffle must ave worn his away by now!
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:42 am

I don't drink normally...but Oh go on then, I'll have a Captain's Delight shandy.
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Postby OZ_Nick on Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:12 pm

Roight ye be then, that's 50% Captain's Delight and 50% Captain's Delight XO.

That'll be 6 Cronin
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Postby tanguerra on Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:10 am

<stumbles into the tavern, straightens bandana, flicks hair over shoulder>

Oy! Yaaarrrr! Whatever is that foul stench! Good evenin' to yez Gents. I'll have a couple o them Captain's Delights and a rum chaser my good fellow. Better line up three for Toothless Kate (my entourage, y'know, she's just tyin' up the dinghy and in the foulest temper I've seen this week, so let's not rile her any further). There's a dear man, if ye know what's good for ye and keepin the peace and so on and so forth.

Great Flying Spaghetti Monsters, is there no spittoons in this establishment! Oh well!

Howz about a sea shanty then! What's a tavern without a sea shanty or two! Back where I'm from it's all sea shanties and mechanical bulls in a tavern. They be all the go in the most disrespectable quarters of Port O Spain.

Here's one I learned from dear old Capn Google for yez all to enjoy:

I bang on the door but she won't let me in
'Cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin
You lock all the doors from the front to the back
and left me a note telling me I should pack

I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer
Order me up a whiskey and beer
If you're asking me why I'm writing this poem
Some call it a tavern but I call it home

(Altogether now...)

F*** yez I'm drunk, f*** yez I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the drain, I've got more in the trunk
F*** yez I'm drunk, f*** yez I'm drunk
And I'm gonna be drunk 'til the next time I'm drunk

You've given me an option, you said I must choose
'tween you and the liquor, then I'll take the booze
I'm jumpin' on Western down to the south side
Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish Pride
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Postby DaveL on Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:25 am

tanguerra wrote:Here's one I learned from dear old Capn Google for yez all to enjoy:

(Altogether now...)

F*** yez I'm drunk, f*** yez I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the drain, I've got more in the trunk
F*** yez I'm drunk, f*** yez I'm drunk
And I'm gonna be drunk 'til the next time I'm drunk

You've given me an option, you said I must choose
'tween you and the liquor, then I'll take the booze
I'm jumpin' on Western down to the south side
Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish Pride


YArrrrr...

Finally someone to get rollin smashed wif.

That be a fiiiiinneee song there (hic) matey (hic). Ow abouts another round of Capn Delighhhtrhtdtg (hic)...zzzzzz...
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Postby black bart on Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:13 am

Tanguerra is her name
For Piracy she's to blame
From the Port O Spain
Where the rain's on the Plain
Some say she's on the...er, Capn's delight again.
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Postby walktheplank on Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:37 am

I'll be in town to celebrate one of me swabs getting married an we want loads of Rum, Ale and Fish Head Stew. Also we would loike some entertainment, dancing girls, drinking games and an accordian player so we can bellow out some sea shanties. Finally at midnight we would like a full scale riot so if you can arrange that for me lads I'll be grateful.

We be a quiet bunch normally but some of me crew get a bit rowdy after a glass or two of Rum, will that be olright for yer.
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Postby tanguerra on Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:58 pm

Now ye're talkin'! A riot you say! I'm sure that can be arranged. Randy drunken swabs you say! Let's get the party started!

Toothless Kate plays a fine accordion and is almost guaranteed to start a riot every time! Last time we let her near one, the bloodletting lasted four days and there was not a stick of furniture left intact! So many insulting songs does she know and so horrible off-key does she play. As ter dancin' I can get the cabin boy over. He does a mean polka. Just give him some room.

Let's have another round! Yaaaaar!

Oh Port O Spain, it's a jolly old town!
The East is up and the South is down!
There's not a man, nor bear nor beast
Can beat Port O Spain in a drinkin' contest!

Yaaarrrhghgh!
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Postby DaveL on Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:30 pm

YArrrrr....hic...hic...
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Postby ChowMein on Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:04 am

YARRR !

Dud I ears Toofliss Kate be 'ere !!!
Ye bess take ta hiden ye swabs !
Kate dun took everyfin I had , includin me eyepatch !
All I dun wuz sez ta 'er, "Kate ye bin toofliss en all dunt affeck yer cursin wun Iota...why ye gimme the bess tongue lashin I effer had !

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Postby black bart on Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:54 am

YAAARRRRRRR...

Oh Port O Spain, it's a jolly old town!
Where the men are men and the bulls are scared
Ye can drink yer rum and ave lots o fun
With the tavern fights and the wenches with beards
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