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Postby Samuel Spade on Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:47 am

Yarrr!

For the past month, I've been joining a group of people who stand in a pretty busy section of my city (Tel-Aviv, Israel) and pffer free hugs to passer-bys.

They stand around holding signs saying "free hugs" in hebrew and english.
I've been borrowing signs from them since I joined, after eating Pasta last week, I was enlightend and decided to go out and buy a red sign, some markers, printed a Pirate Fish stencil and decided I'll make a Piraty/FSM worthy "Free Hugs" sign.

I need help coming up with a good slogan, "Hug me, I'm a pirate!" is all I could come up with and I think it may spook the average person.

What say you?
(Other image stencils would be appriciated as well...)
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Postby Grim Squeaker on Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:58 am

Kiss me - I've got scurvy ;)
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Postby kirayon on Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:28 am

Hug me and be touched by the noodley appendage.
HAHA.....words.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:44 am

kirayon wrote:Hug me and be touched by the noodley appendage.



Creepy dude...
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Postby Samuel Spade on Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:11 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
kirayon wrote:Hug me and be touched by the noodley appendage.



Creepy dude...


x2.

:)
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Postby fractal on Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:36 pm

It's gotta be a little bit irreverent or else it's not piratey.
A conundrum indeed.


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Postby Grim Squeaker on Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:37 pm

Hugs o Rum !
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Postby Samuel Spade on Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:56 pm

fractal wrote:It's gotta be a little bit irreverent or else it's not piratey.
A conundrum indeed.


Let me hold yer booty?


Love it!

Now I've gotta find a piraty font, to print and use as a stencil.
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Postby Grim Squeaker on Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:12 am

"Can't you see that this salty old sea-corpse pines for your every gentle caress?"

Yes, I am replaying the Monkey Island series. Can people tell ?
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Postby Samuel Spade on Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:36 am

Grim Squeaker wrote:"Can't you see that this salty old sea-corpse pines for your every gentle caress?"

Yes, I am replaying the Monkey Island series. Can people tell ?


Monkey Island 2 = Holiest game of the religion.
I'll think about that, though it's a tad long.
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Postby brodieboy on Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:06 pm

There's a guy who offers free hugs in Sydney, at the Pitt Street mall, although I've never seen him down there. My friend has, and says he smells funny.

For a slogan, how about "Free hugs. Mind the hook though"
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Postby Etay on Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:53 am

"Mugs, not Drugs. And maybe hugs?"
"Kiss me, I'm pretending to be Irish."
"Hug me, or else."
"I'm a Pirate. Hug?"
"Hugs for the needy."
"Pirates hug better than Ninjas."

Thats all I can think of. Not all of them have to do with Pirates, but... ehh.
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