Free to good home
One siamese cat (black as coal). House trained. Very well domesticated (would nay hurt a fly, truly). Cute as can be, and probably a very suitable companion for a wee child*.
Come to collect at Portsmouth dry dock tonight, after darrrrrk (ask fer Sanchez).
Bring yer own net and cat-cage (possibly also bandages).
*The management takes no responsibility for the delivery of the said goods and no correspondence will be entered into on the abovementioned aforesaid clause ipso facto or habeus corpus. Should any of the above articles prove unsatisfactory, no exchange will be entered into. Once the transaction is completed all proceeds will be considered to have been exchanged. It is a requirement to have yer own medical insurance and failure to do so will not be considered the responsibility or the liabilty of Purple Primrose Pty Ltd Inc.
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