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Postby black bart on Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:21 am

GGGAAARRRR...I hates feathers in me carbonaaargha!
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Postby anthrobabe on Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:27 pm

DaveL wrote:
anthrobabe wrote:Oh- I give up on you pirates

It's just an excuse to tAAAAAARRRk on the "phone" alot.


Arghhh...

It just be an excuse to talk more turkey (basting) Saucy Gert. Erm, if you catch me drift. :wink:


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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:51 am

Arrrrrrgh-oha..dunno abaht ya udda heathen scum, but arrrgh crew on da "Weeping Pustule" tend ta "polish arrr cutlasses" a wee bit more'n necessary wen da latest issue uv "PlayBilge" is aboard...(cabin boyz/wenches?? HAH..we WISH!!)..bastin' turrrr-keys seems a tad land-lubberly..but da crew an' i be willin' t'try it..
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Postby DaveL on Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:01 am

YArrrrr...

Oi'm really gonna be scratching for a PlayBilge Centrefold after that last effort.

Just don't tell Knuckles O'Shuffle about 'bastin the turkey'.
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Postby black bart on Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:00 am

Dan(da haole guy) wrote:Arrrrrrgh-oha..dunno abaht ya udda heathen scum, but arrrgh crew on da "Weeping Pustule" tend ta "polish arrr cutlasses" a wee bit more'n necessary wen da latest issue uv "PlayBilge" is aboard...(cabin boyz/wenches?? HAH..we WISH!!)..bastin' turrrr-keys seems a tad land-lubberly..but da crew an' i be willin' t'try it..


AARRRRRRRRRRRR...As Cap'n I always gets first look at Playbilge when it turns up each month...coincidentally as Cap'n it be my job ta polish the Ceremonial Cutlass, which I keeps locked in me cabin, under me life size poster o Big Brenda (free with issue 73 of PlayBilge).
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:04 am

Arrr-oha...a "life-size poster o' Big Brenda"!! you got a cabin wall big enuff f'dat? we thievin' heathen on "Weeping Pustule" salute ya wit' arrr spay-shul "1-Arrrmed Swanky Wank.."..(t'other arrrm be occupied, if ya catch me drift..)..
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Postby Deck Hand Sharkchum on Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:44 pm

Arrrrgh, I hope never to catch ye drift (if you catch me drift)
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Postby black bart on Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:28 pm

Dan(da haole guy) wrote:Arrr-oha...a "life-size poster o' Big Brenda"!! you got a cabin wall big enuff f'dat?


ARRRRR me ship be 'The Big Brenda' named in honour of her and built to the same proportions. Fourteen restaurants and a Take Away on board...all of em servin Fish Head Stew!
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Postby The Good Reverend Roger on Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:28 pm

PirateGuy wrote:Man, Just when I start to have some faith in you, you go and start a whole new thread based on a singe Arrrr joke.


What have I done? :?

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Postby OZ_Nick on Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:37 am

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

Well, at least ye didn't jest start up another mindless thread to get the Pirate thread count up.


HHMMMMM.... That gives me an idear....
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Postby black bart on Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:39 am

AAARRRRRR...I can't even remember what this thread was about!
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Postby DaveL on Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:51 am

Argghhh...

Maybe we should merge it wifs 'Another Mindless thread...'
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Postby Deck Hand Sharkchum on Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:00 pm

YYaaaarrrrrrrrrr out of yer mind!!!
Ye can't go a puttin' all these here post t'gether, I be confused enuff as it be, errr, what again?
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Postby black bart on Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:59 pm

AAARRR...before I were a pirate I wuz an AAAAAARGHTIST. (That one is rather open to the abuse I am sure it will receive...)
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Postby DaveL on Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:10 pm

YArrrrr...

My newest trait is offendin people when trying to be nice :D
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