Let's make Pirates the second most popularrrr

[Zankou 2.0]

How be ye blokes doin' wit ye quest?

[OZ_Nick]

YArgghhh!!

I wundered what had bin keepin' you quiet of late Oz_Nick. Did Francine ever bust you out of that 'Count of Monte Christo' torture room? Oi heard getting that iron mask off is real killer.

Naaar, Ois didunt excape, the blaggards threw me out! Said Oi were enjoyin it too much...

[ChowMein]

'E wuz weerin' a mask ?

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Tis true Chow, Oz_Nick has exclusive gold card membership to Madame Chantal's a rival establishement to Madame Fifi's. Francine was a member of the Madame Chantal's Wanderers (MCW) , a local Soccer team made up exclusively of the girls.

The Pirates played them in a warmup match recently, and Oz_Nick (Bluenose) came in for some special attention, both on and off the pitch.

This was the original MCW lineup was:

M.C.W

'Beeg' Sophie GK
Mademoiselle Gigi RB
Betty 'Boom Boom' CB
'Awesome' Honore CB
'Gorgeous' Gertrude LB
Francene 'The Flagellator' RM
'Steamy' Solange CM
'Curvy' Claire CM
'Yes Mistress' Marie LM
'Red Light' Roxanne S
'Cat of 9 tails' Catrine S

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Francine was assigned the task of...erm...seeing Oz_Nick (Bluenose) was 'taken care of.

[OZ_Nick]

Yaaarrrr! Not only does she ave a foine touch with the cat o nine tails, but she be pretty 'andy with the stock whip and 'er teckneek with a ridin crop 'as ter be hexperienced two be beleeved!

[The Black Spot]

I hears Madame Chantel does a rather popular "World War One Special."

Everyone gets dressed up in gasmasks, an' there be lots o' donkeys too!

Worth every Cronan.

[black bart]

I hears Madame Chantel does a rather popular "World War One Special."

Everyone gets dressed up in gasmasks, an' there be lots o' donkeys too!

Worth every Cronan.

YYYAAARRRR...I had a go at that meself, but I ended up catchin a nasty dose of Trench Foot!

[The Black Spot]

YYYAAARRRR...I had a go at that meself, but I ended up catchin a nasty dose of Trench Foot!

Arrr ye lazy swab! Ye be the only one to get a dose o' Trench Arse.

[DaveL]

I hears Madame Chantel does a rather popular "World War One Special."

Everyone gets dressed up in gasmasks, an' there be lots o' donkeys too!

Worth every Cronan.

I reckon the girls should get into the spirit-o-things and let of a few rounds from their 150mm howitzer. As long as they gives ample warnin' of course

[black bart]

GGGGAAARRRRRR...I can't hardly believe it...I got mugged! I were out walkin the back streets o Portsmouth t'other night (tryin to walk off the Capn's Delight) and, wallop, clobbered round the back o me bonce. Twere alright though...the thieves only got away wiv me wallet!

I moight ave to vote fer Borat Johnson!

[The Black Spot]

...wallop, clobbered round the back o me bonce. Twere alright though...the thieves only got away wiv me wallet!

Gah! There were only a groat in it! Waste o' me bluddy time.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Best tell Oz_Nick, Oi thinks he be wantin' Bart's bar tab to be repaid.

[black bart]

AAARRRR...Will ye accept some magic beans wot I bought from an old man in hexchange fer an old cow?

[anthrobabe]

AAARRRR...Will ye accept some magic beans wot I bought from an old man in hexchange fer an old cow?

no! too close to an IOU

[ChowMein]

Yarr Bartie !,

I node whoed dun it Bartie ! The varmints ought ta be keeled hauled !

Soim memmers ove me crew twere lauffin demselfs silly bout it dis morn .

Twas reel dark lass nite , had sum grog me self . I'll be sure ta git yer wallet back ta ye .
But I spen... the ones dat mugged ye took all the money , I'll give the blitters whut fur , nut ta wurry !