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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:42 pm

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Postby OZ_Nick on Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:49 pm

DaveL wrote:YArgghhh!!

I wundered what had bin keepin' you quiet of late Oz_Nick. Did Francine ever bust you out of that 'Count of Monte Christo' torture room? Oi heard getting that iron mask off is real killer. :D


Naaar, Ois didunt excape, the blaggards threw me out! Said Oi were enjoyin it too much...
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Postby ChowMein on Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:20 pm

'E wuz weerin' a mask ?
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Postby DaveL on Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:11 pm

YArrrr...

Tis true Chow, Oz_Nick has exclusive gold card membership to Madame Chantal's a rival establishement to Madame Fifi's. Francine was a member of the Madame Chantal's Wanderers (MCW) , a local Soccer team made up exclusively of the girls.

The Pirates played them in a warmup match recently, and Oz_Nick (Bluenose) came in for some special attention, both on and off the pitch.

This was the original MCW lineup was:

M.C.W

'Beeg' Sophie GK
Mademoiselle Gigi RB
Betty 'Boom Boom' CB
'Awesome' Honore CB
'Gorgeous' Gertrude LB
Francene 'The Flagellator' RM
'Steamy' Solange CM
'Curvy' Claire CM
'Yes Mistress' Marie LM
'Red Light' Roxanne S
'Cat of 9 tails' Catrine S


http://toadfishmonastery.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=18&topic=108.15

Francine was assigned the task of...erm...seeing Oz_Nick (Bluenose) was 'taken care of.
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Postby OZ_Nick on Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:47 am

Yaaarrrr! Not only does she ave a foine touch with the cat o nine tails, but she be pretty 'andy with the stock whip and 'er teckneek with a ridin crop 'as ter be hexperienced two be beleeved!
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:04 am

I hears Madame Chantel does a rather popular "World War One Special."

Everyone gets dressed up in gasmasks, an' there be lots o' donkeys too!

Worth every Cronan.
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Postby black bart on Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:19 am

The Black Spot wrote:I hears Madame Chantel does a rather popular "World War One Special."

Everyone gets dressed up in gasmasks, an' there be lots o' donkeys too!

Worth every Cronan.


YYYAAARRRR...I had a go at that meself, but I ended up catchin a nasty dose of Trench Foot!
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Re: trench

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:29 am

black bart wrote:YYYAAARRRR...I had a go at that meself, but I ended up catchin a nasty dose of Trench Foot!


Arrr ye lazy swab! Ye be the only one to get a dose o' Trench Arse.
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Postby DaveL on Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:00 am

The Black Spot wrote:I hears Madame Chantel does a rather popular "World War One Special."

Everyone gets dressed up in gasmasks, an' there be lots o' donkeys too!

Worth every Cronan.


I reckon the girls should get into the spirit-o-things and let of a few rounds from their 150mm howitzer. As long as they gives ample warnin' of course :?
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Postby black bart on Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:19 am

GGGGAAARRRRRR...I can't hardly believe it...I got mugged! I were out walkin the back streets o Portsmouth t'other night (tryin to walk off the Capn's Delight) and, wallop, clobbered round the back o me bonce. Twere alright though...the thieves only got away wiv me wallet!

I moight ave to vote fer Borat Johnson!
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Re: wallet

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:24 am

black bart wrote:...wallop, clobbered round the back o me bonce. Twere alright though...the thieves only got away wiv me wallet!


Gah! There were only a groat in it! Waste o' me bluddy time.
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Postby DaveL on Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:36 pm

YArrrr...

Best tell Oz_Nick, Oi thinks he be wantin' Bart's bar tab to be repaid.
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Postby black bart on Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:06 pm

AAARRRR...Will ye accept some magic beans wot I bought from an old man in hexchange fer an old cow?
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Re: beans

Postby anthrobabe on Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:21 pm

black bart wrote:AAARRRR...Will ye accept some magic beans wot I bought from an old man in hexchange fer an old cow?



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Postby ChowMein on Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:40 pm

Yarr Bartie !,

I node whoed dun it Bartie ! The varmints ought ta be keeled hauled !

Soim memmers ove me crew twere lauffin demselfs silly bout it dis morn .

Twas reel dark lass nite , had sum grog me self . I'll be sure ta git yer wallet back ta ye .
But I spen... the ones dat mugged ye took all the money , I'll give the blitters whut fur , nut ta wurry !
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