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Postby walktheplank on Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:02 am

I ave more Rats then Black Barts got fleas in is beard so I tried drowning the varmints, only fer one of me crew ter git upset an flash is World Wildlife Badge at me. He as been living with em fer a week now, best meal they as had fer a long time.
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Postby ChowMein on Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:26 pm

Yarr! I sez YARR! YARR! YARR! Bilge rats cum rite handee sumtimes spechlee wiff 'ostages.
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:52 am

Aye. I 'ad a deckhand once 'oo decided to try an' teach the bilge rats tricks. 'Ee spent months teachin' 'em balancing tricks to make rat pyramids, 'ad 'em marchin' in formation an' 'aving little ratty chariot races an' such like.

It were the greatest disaster to hit the ship.

The stupid sod had taught the buggers organisation. Formations of rats raided the stores, while a military square o' rats fended off the ship's cat. Squadrons o' vermin plundered the galley wi' surgical precision.

Within six hours, they'd cleaned the ship out completely.

We 'ad to abandon ship in fear o' our lives. I understand that the ship o' rats is still out there somewhere, strippin' bare every vessel it encounters.
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Postby black bart on Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:19 am

AAARRRRR be thar any hopportunities fer a good story teller on board ship. I has a back catalogue o terrible tales o horror. Most of em hinvolves enormous rats wot ave horganised emselves into a huge man eatin army, devourin everything in their path.

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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:23 am

Arrr...

sounds like yer tales be based on Madame Fifi's girls.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:27 am

Madame Fifi's...How many toims ave I warned you lot about that place...tis a wonder yer bits aven't dropped off by now!
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Postby black bart on Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:12 pm

Dear Auntie

I has got a terrible itchin sensation down me...

...Oh, sorry wrong thread!
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:15 pm

Gah! Yer skanky git!

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'Tis funny 'ow things turn out - I were writin' a reply to this (back on the subject o' bilge rats) when suddenly I found that I'd written a Far-Fetched Anecdote o' the Sea instead. I's posted it there.
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Postby black bart on Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:32 pm

Read it...hilarious!
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Postby black bart on Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:25 am

Here is the proof that the Bilge Rats have evolved and learned organisation...where will it all end...a cloned Bilge Rat army?

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Postby DaveL on Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:32 am

YArrrr....

Bart is that really what you look like? What's wrong with your leg?
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:39 am

DaveL wrote:Bart is that really what you look like?


Nay matey. 'Is nose be bigger than that.
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Postby Pachyderm on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:14 pm

An' more of a reddy colour, n'all.

Matches 'is eye, luvverly loike.
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Postby black bart on Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:58 pm

BBBBAARRRR, Blaggards...ye can all joke...but in the words of Fraser off 'Dad's Army': We're DOOOOMMED, DOOOMMED!

Lets ope the Octopuses don't organise emselves...imagine ow many cutlasses they could handle!
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Postby DaveL on Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:22 am

YArrr...

How abouts we start a Pirate charity?

Oi thinks we should start the 'Knuckles O'Shuffle Mariner Foundation', where families can donate a handkerchief for Pirates on a long voyage. Sure beats rippin' up the mainsail. :fsm_yarr:
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